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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 15, 2019 at 3:54 PM
    Jim LE 1301

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    Looked like a good day out.:thumbsup:
     
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    Sounds like a perfect day!
     
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    They look right into your soul! She holds eye contact and it freaks people out :rofl:
    Oh yeah, I'm a big dog person for sure. I'm not a little dog hater by any means, but the dogs I own will always be medium/large pooches. :D
     
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  4. Sep 15, 2019 at 3:59 PM
    Pinay

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    My Lucy the Pitt was super mellow and calm, never barked or growled any anything!! But her eyes were diff colors and people would look and be scared, despite me telling em she’s the best! Breed stereotype!
    But she wasn’t very affectionate. LadyG, she lives to be with me and on my lap or laying on me!! I needed her after losing Lucy. What’s the saying, the dog rescued me and not the other way.
     
  5. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:02 PM
    War Machine

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    Wait...the wife didn’t get pissed because you pissed off the kids? Getting all three kids mad usually guarantees a perfect 4/4. That’s weird. Day is not over yet though. Don’t give up. Still time to fart and hold the covers over her head or something.

    Also, by the way....what does it mean I would be proud of you? What gives you the impression that I enjoy annoying my family?
     
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  6. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:02 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I hear you 100%! Breed stereotypes are the worst. Sure some breeds can be more aggressive than others, but it's all in how they're raised. My pooch and I have been through hell and back a few times. She's attached to me at the hip and I've never needed a leash for her once.
    She thinks she's 10lbs though and will try to jump up in your lap. Not very comfy considering she's all elbows... :facepalm:
     
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  7. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    My apologies. Must have misinterpreted some of your past posts.
     
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  8. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:11 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    You sir are my hero.
     
  9. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:16 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Not all heroes wear capes
     
  10. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:17 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    When my boys were younger they would bicker and antagonize each other then the wife would get in on it.. Sometimes instead of blowing my top and wanting some silence, I'd tell my boys they sound like their mother. I would get my angry silence for a little while. From all 3.
     
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  11. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:20 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    And when silent, all you can hear are the tranquil sounds of the forest. So peaceful.
     
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  12. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:27 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    That or whatever is on the radio.
     
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  13. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:30 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I prefer the stealth attack. My wife is always cold, me hot so I have a pedestal fan on my side blowing over me. The secret is to let it go as silent as possible and then roll over in the process slightly lifting the sheets. The fan blows it right over her. It's fun hearing her surprised half asleep reaction.
     
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  14. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:33 PM
    War Machine

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    No you interpreted them correctly. I’m still outraged though.
     
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  15. Sep 15, 2019 at 4:34 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    My apologies. Must have misinterpreted your facetiousness.
     
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    Or you could always blame the dog....
     
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    When my girls were young they argued continuously. I put them each in a corner and said if you are gonna fight, I better see punches thrown. I said GO! They came out of their corners...my youngest throwing punches, my oldest calmly put her palm on my youngest forehead... youngest didnt have the reach
    :rofl:It still pisses her off.
     
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    I think I will start with two at this moment.

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    Bolt on
    :drool:
     
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    I'm in no shape for physical fitness!
     
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    Yeah, two quickly turned into four!
     
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    Stay on the John Deere Harv!!
     
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    Ha! That's why I drive dump truck!
     
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    That’s what you said
     
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    I said it!! :humble:
     
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    Put your sorrys in a sack.
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    T Rex's are carnivores. Rabbit food is for undernourished, under proteined, weak vegans that were last spotted in SF...... Rabbit...it's what for dinner :thumbsup:
     
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    Rexxy posted previously a “fish” taco that looked like lettuce n tomato taco, I was happy that this time he had meat!
     
  29. Sep 15, 2019 at 5:38 PM
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    I'm to see sexxy rexy in his T Rex dino costume....
    What's up with that @T-Rex266 ????
     
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    C’mon Sean!!! We are ALL waiting for your grand entrance!!
     
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