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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 13, 2019 at 2:14 PM
    RLHULK

    RLHULK Too many gamma rays in all that BBQ smoke.

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    Sup tundra live crew mind if I play?

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  2. Sep 13, 2019 at 2:18 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    In 7 days we get to see whether or not thousands of people die trying to find out if aliens are in area 51 and I couldn't be more excited. I need to go find a case of that now just to have some memorabilia of this years events
     
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    I hear it only in Ca, Nev and Az...thus why I was tasked with the hunt.
     
  4. Sep 13, 2019 at 2:19 PM
    Pinay

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    7 days!! I gotta get ready!!!
     
  5. Sep 13, 2019 at 2:22 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I just want front row seating to watch the idiots.
     
  6. Sep 13, 2019 at 2:29 PM
    MARanger

    MARanger Lost in the woods

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    Live streaming from a Predator drone would be fine
     
  7. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:03 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Yeah
     
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Hey, Asian females saying “7 days” is bad juju.
     
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  9. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:06 PM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    :popcorn:
     
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  10. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:15 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  11. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:20 PM
    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    Don’t send me no tape to watch and I won’t send you one either. No more bad juju!
     
  12. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:20 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Lime

    :eek:
     
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  13. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:21 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    @Pinay is the best. :bowdown:
    @Jim LE 1301 I can send you a can. Full or empty, whichever you prefer.
    @ARamirez73 my wife drinks it all the time. She hasn't puked since that time we were dating and I had to get the carpet in my car professionally cleaned. But I think that had more to do with quantity
    :cheers: to the :alien:
    :yes:

    Sorry @Jim LE 1301, I thought you were the one that asked for a can.

    Edit again, I'm getting doty. @Jim LE 1301 I resend my previous post. @4x4_Angel also wants a can so the offer is good for both of you.
     
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  14. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:21 PM
    Pinay

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    Not sure if it’s lime?! Special edition Alien Beer to commemorate Area 51 invasion next week...
     
  15. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:22 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Save me a seat. All the keyboard warriors will be out in the real world
     
  16. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:22 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    A ha
     
  17. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:23 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    No, just a green can in honor of the aliens soon to be freed
     
  18. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:24 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Maybe I’ll naruto run to Area 51 from NJ. No one will be able to shoot me because I’ll be running so fast...
     
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    I can break open a case for Jim, gonna send one to Bree too...
     
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    Mango strawberry smoothie!!!20190913_182123.jpg
     
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    Uh oh... where’s the vodka
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    Being a good girl...no alcohol involved!
     
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    Pinay

    Pinay New Member

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    She already drank it!
     
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    Notachickmagnet

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    My alien bottle of vodka is on the fridge...wearing goggles :alien:
     
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    :drunk:
     
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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  27. Sep 13, 2019 at 3:52 PM
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    T500 # The Dark Side

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    One day left at work (Monday) then off until October

    :yes:
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    :worthless:
     
  29. Sep 13, 2019 at 4:01 PM
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    Exactly
     
  30. Sep 13, 2019 at 4:24 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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