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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:09 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    It'll be over soon. Then you can self medicate :thumbsup:
     
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  2. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:14 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I'm thinking I'll be howling at some dumpsters and knocking over the moon in a few hours, if I drink a couple more these barrel age pumkin ales. 13.1% ALC. gotta love the high octane stuff.
     
  3. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:14 PM
    T500

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    I hope so, been sitting on the bus since 5:45pm
     
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  4. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:15 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Why do they drive like pansies in Florida?
     
  5. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:15 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Dude that sucks! Now you'll have to play catch up by the time you get home.
     
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  6. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:16 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    They're all transplants from elsewhere and cant handle the weather
     
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  7. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:17 PM
    T500

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    217FBBAE-7727-43A4-87F6-A1FF4BF49F57.jpg

    That’s how far I’ve got since leaving NYC
     
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  8. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:17 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    :drunk:
     
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  9. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:18 PM
    T500

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    :rofl:

    Like me. I’m a transplant
     
  10. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Most 'Floridians' hail from the northeast...
    :anonymous:
     
  11. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:20 PM
    T500

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    And a lot of them can’t drive for sure. Yesterday I was stuck behind someone doing 65 in the fast lane
     
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  12. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:21 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Yeah that sounds normal...
    :facepalm:
     
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  13. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:22 PM
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    They were doing the marked speed limit. Unwritten it 80+
     
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  14. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:24 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    The left lane is never for doing the speed limit.
    Send that person to Texas where they will literally get run over. :D
     
  15. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:25 PM
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    :yes:
     
  16. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:31 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Wow, sorry Alfie.
     
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  18. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:41 PM
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  19. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:41 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    They still drive like c*nts here...
     
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  20. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:42 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek2: who makes them?! Where is mine?!
     
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  21. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:42 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    It's different though.
    I'll take Texas drivers over Florida drivers any day :thumbsup:
     
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  22. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:43 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    Ugh! Sucks! Take a nap!
     
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  23. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    It's true... It is different. I've been in Florida for 8 months straight back in the day... They suck in the rain.
     
  24. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:46 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Yep....
    You'd think since it rains everyday at 3 they'd be used to it, but no its a brand fucking new experience every day :confused:
     
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  25. Sep 6, 2019 at 4:55 PM
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    was at local dealer today for camry toyota care...$5K add on on tundras and tacomas for "lift + tires" which was spacers + blocks and trd wheels + undersized KO2s...sigh
     
  26. Sep 6, 2019 at 5:24 PM
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    Lake Front Brewing. A yankee beer out of Wisconsin. Really good, though! It'll take off the edge that's for sure.

    I can stash some for you.
     
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  27. Sep 6, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    Last night of vacation :( Yeah... it's been a blast! I would like to thank the Gov of SC for the best time imaginable for shutting down everything on Monday for something that happened Thursday, oh btw! Matthew, 2 years ago was worse. :rant::annoyed::bananadead: I'm gonna go home and play with my new mower and start picking up the leaves that will be falling ... I hate winter. And to think, I just got out of the pool.
     
  28. Sep 6, 2019 at 6:24 PM
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  29. Sep 6, 2019 at 6:40 PM
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  30. Sep 6, 2019 at 6:40 PM
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    Stainlesst everybody loves an Inky. Inky Inky. go Inky go!

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    In the "Zone"...
    make sure you get some hatch chilies with that also... roasted... :stirthepot:
     

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