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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:01 AM
    War Machine

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    Problem is you didn’t wean yourself off. Your heart went into withdrawals.
     
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    It doesn't help when you have healthy food on your plate at a party and the host is on you nonstop whats wrong?? Eat something!
    Or go to a restaurant and food you get is for three people!
     
  5. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:03 AM
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    Morning Jim! Hope you are feeling better!:wave::wave:
     
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  6. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:04 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Thanks Denise.
     
  7. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:15 AM
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    Dont you hate that! I swear next time I hear that i will tell the doc to let me see your medical license or go back to med school!!!
     
  8. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:23 AM
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    I don’t know where they get the info for those charts. I’m supposed to be around 160 also. I was about 185 in this pic. No way I could’ve dropped another 25 pounds. I looked my best at around 215 after hitting the weights pretty hard for a while.

    EB487034-A5FA-4AAB-809B-562C2D34D60C.jpg
     
  9. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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    But why do docs focus so much on those damn charts?? Hello!! I lost all this weight and no high blood and no diabetes!! I did the job you were supposed to so get off my back!
     
  10. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:28 AM
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    Slim and trim Jason!
     
  11. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:31 AM
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    Good morning Tundras.com!!!
    Everybody have a good day! :wave::wave:
     
  12. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:39 AM
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    Morning Jim. How are you feeling?
     
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  13. Aug 30, 2019 at 5:40 AM
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    Morning Panda
     
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    People were asking my coworkers if I had cancer back then.
     
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    Probably cuz you lost the weight fast..
     
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    Those BMI charts are absolute BS. My doctor laugh at them. I was as high as 265 at one time. Yo-yo'd my weight for a while. Was at 250 last year. I went from 40" pants being tight last year to my now 36" pants in the last year. I eat healthier on a regular basis. I exercise several times a week. I'm down to about 210 now with another 10-15 lbs to go. I'm 62, I feel great. My BP is down to the high-normal zone. My doctor is thrilled with my progress. More importantly, the wife likes my progress. But the BMI chart says my ideal weight is 155 lbs. WTF? Who comes up with these numbers?
     
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    Love it!! Good morning!! Hope you're doing better!!
     
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    GOOD MORNING!
     
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    Happy Friday Tundra Family! I'm outta here by noon at the latest to start the weekend.
    I have to figure out what's wrong with my lawn mower. It's a Honda self-propelled walk behind and has been reliable as all hell since I got it. It ran just fine when I used it last weekend. Went to use it last night but is was almost out of gas. Gas can was empty so I got more. Filled up the mower with the fresh gas and the freaking thing won't start. I guess I'll have to rip it apart over the weekend. Ugh!
     
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    Jenny Craig!
    Oprah!
    Richard Simmons!
    Arnold!
     
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    Funny part is at almost 300 lbs, all my tests at the doctor were good. No high blood pressure, cholesterol was good, everything. Doctor said I was the healthiest morbidly obese person he’d ever seen.
     
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    My employees try to get me to pig out all the time. They say fat Jason was nicer...
     
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    Sabotage. Other people may not be aware they’re doing it but you need to see it and know what’s best for you.
     
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    About 6 years on company fuel here, diesel :)
     
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    GM Jim, doing ok?
     
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    They need warning signs for "Out-of-Towners"...... LOL
     
  30. Aug 30, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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