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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 19, 2017 at 5:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :puke:
     
  2. Sep 19, 2017 at 5:30 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  3. Sep 19, 2017 at 5:49 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Now that's what I'm talking about!! except I can do without the creamer lol.
     
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  4. Sep 19, 2017 at 6:28 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    Summa ma miiiiiiiish!!! i'm not thinking this is gonna buff out...Everyone walked away...Right on.
     
  5. Sep 19, 2017 at 6:53 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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  6. Sep 19, 2017 at 6:54 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Wow! glad everyone is ok!
     
  7. Sep 19, 2017 at 6:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    1505872627722962461472.jpg
    Teeing to make it feel more like it's getting to fall.....but 100+° weather makes that flipping hard!
     
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  8. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:04 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    My pussy cat's name is Pumpkin....just sayin

    you better not try to use one of these on HIM
     
  9. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:06 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    did you really just say "woohoo"?
     
  10. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    QUIT JUDGING ME! YOU ALWAYS JUDGE ME! ;):p
     
  12. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:19 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    OH GREAT!! Here we go again, another person getting their feelings hurt by me
     
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  13. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:19 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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  14. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:19 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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  15. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:20 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    This wouldn't feel good eitherIMG_5599.png
     
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  16. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Stocking stuffer?
     
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  17. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:21 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: please! you hurt my feelings? far from it! i like bantering with you!
     
  18. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:21 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    NO
     
  19. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:28 PM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Instant pumpkin spice absorption in the body
     
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  20. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :puke:
     
  21. Sep 19, 2017 at 7:52 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Just for the record... @csuviper is a demented M-F-er!!

    But, I like it :D:rofl:
     
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  22. Sep 19, 2017 at 9:27 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :anonymous::anonymous:
     
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  23. Sep 19, 2017 at 9:29 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Doubles as a tea bag :anonymous:
     
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  24. Sep 19, 2017 at 10:36 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :puke:
     
  25. Sep 20, 2017 at 6:54 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning all...going in at 11am for dental work couple small cavities and a cap.. waiting for laughing gas!!!!
     
  26. Sep 20, 2017 at 6:56 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Good luck and open wide!
     
  27. Sep 20, 2017 at 6:56 AM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Some stuff
     
  28. Sep 20, 2017 at 7:12 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning @aramirez73! good luck with all that....I'm driving to Abilene.

    20170920_090110.jpg
    20170920_090339.jpg
     
  29. Sep 20, 2017 at 7:14 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Careful roads!
     
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  30. Sep 20, 2017 at 7:15 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Zero cavities ever crew checking in

     
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