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  1. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:05 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190, Jul 12, 2019
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    I love lemongrass essential oil :rofl:
    That does sound good!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
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  3. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:07 PM
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    Notachickmagnet

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    It was!
    I made Kale chips before...they sucked! But this was good
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
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  4. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:07 PM
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    NE_WARRIOR

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    More along the lines of a Shadow or shaft driven Virago preferably bobbed out a bit
     
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  5. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:08 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I didn't have lemongrass today but I did have sweaty ass. :rofl:
     
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  6. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    Racingjohndeere55, Jul 12, 2019
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  7. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:12 PM
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    20190712_210907.jpg
    We used apple juice...but some apple pie would be excellent...or vodka, or rum....:D
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
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  8. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:12 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190, Jul 12, 2019
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  9. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:13 PM
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  10. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:14 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: I can see you drunk on a kale smoothie.
     
    Prostar 190, Jul 12, 2019
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  11. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:15 PM
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    You probably need that lemongrass essential oil now just because it smells good...ya stinky ass :rofl:
     
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  12. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:18 PM
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    :devil::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  13. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:20 PM
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    Hahahaha!!!!!!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jul 12, 2019
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  14. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    Prostar 190

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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  15. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:33 PM
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    Since everyone is drinking healthy this evening figured I would too. Enjoying the evening sitting on my tailgate with some cold apple juice.

    image.jpg
     
    TXMiamiFan, Jul 12, 2019
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  16. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:35 PM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Sequoia cargo mat.

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  17. Jul 12, 2019 at 6:36 PM
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    Does that have sediment in the bottom!? :rofl:
     
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    But it's good for you!!:)
     
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    LOL. No. That apple juice is for special occasions. Gotta ration that like gold.
     
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    :eek: 9seconds bike

    :bikewhoops:
     
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    :cheers:
     
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    Nice! Does are awesome and reliable as fuk
     
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    OMG I shit my pants!!!
     
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    My friend had a shaft drive virago that he welded a cherry bomb on to and that thing sounded so damn mean. It was also bobbed out and looked pretty good. i was going to buy it off him until he got in a wreck leaving school. frames tweaked now and still sitting in his back yard. :(
     
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    :rofl:
     
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