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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:57 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Game on. Mine is growing the wrong way. @Racingjohndeere55 must be aging better than me. Give him a run for the money. I concede. Watching as a spectator now.
     
  2. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:57 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Gotta keep it manageable. Can't have it cove the eyes when riding the bike.
     
  3. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:58 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Nope. Just don't use it!:rofl::bananadead:
     
  4. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:58 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  5. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:59 PM
    JMB

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    That was funny, to me at least.
     
  6. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:59 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    But it looks cool whipped over the shoulder in the wind! :rofl:

    What do you ride....or want to eventually get
     
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  7. Jun 27, 2019 at 6:59 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    He doesn't chew socks... It clothing of any kind. No toys are out that he can chew on....I don't know what he would have gotten to unless it was something outside.
    It needs a trim sir:p your ends are not healthy
     
  8. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:01 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Just like the grower
     
  9. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:02 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Besides I had a trim last year
     
  10. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:03 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    My ends should be healthy then I cut my hair 2 or 3 times a week.:D
     
  11. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:05 PM
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    A man spends 6 months of his life standing in front of a mirror scraping whiskers off his face. I got better things to do with 6 months of my life
     
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  12. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:06 PM
    NE_WARRIOR

    NE_WARRIOR [HOONIGAN] Wannabe

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    I wholeheartedly agree with this statement
     
  13. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:07 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :thumbsup:
     
  14. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:10 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Have a 2000 Harley Duece. Yellow with orange ghost flames.
     
  15. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:12 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    K15ZRa8N_400x400.jpg wlg.jpg and my hero. The very reason I grew a beard!51nryP0kBQL._SX385_.jpg
     
  16. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:15 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You can't touch Grizzly Adams. He has a handlebar in the middle :p
     
  17. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:15 PM
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    not real long but still the best beard ever
     
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  18. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:19 PM
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    I'm close. 20190627_221800.jpg
     
  19. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:23 PM
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    I cant, bugs the hell out of me too much. And no matter how many times I comb it, it straight up curls into my mouth. So I keep it short, and beard can only get so long before it starts to look unprofessional according to my manager.
     
  20. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:25 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I'm in the norm at my work. There's more facial hair than not
     
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  21. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:26 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You gotta move it lower. But close :bowdown:
     
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  22. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:27 PM
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    And I understand that there is a time and place for it. If I had a sales job or something that I would need to look a certain way........ who ya kidding. I shave for no one
     
  23. Jun 27, 2019 at 7:32 PM
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    20190330_182318.jpg before the charcoal grill accident
     
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    Just DON'T do a man bun! It's not cool, you will look like a soccer mom
     
  25. Jun 27, 2019 at 8:04 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    My hair goes all the way down to my butt and I get my hair trimmed monthly at a minimum every other month
     
  26. Jun 27, 2019 at 8:04 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  27. Jun 27, 2019 at 8:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    It's up for work... You'll have to wait until I'm on my off days
     
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  28. Jun 27, 2019 at 8:17 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    :worthless:
     
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  29. Jun 27, 2019 at 8:18 PM
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    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    :rofl:
     
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  30. Jun 27, 2019 at 8:19 PM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    It’s hard. Sorry to hear about her. :(
     
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