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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:07 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Don
     
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  2. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:08 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Bryan
     
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  3. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:09 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Morning Jim
     
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  4. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:12 AM
    War Machine

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    Actually, that’s a sore subject. I almost forgot I was mad at her. Thanks for reminding me.
     
  5. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:13 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Just because she “has to get ready for work”. Whatever
     
  6. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:16 AM
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    Try a firm tap on the back? Something they lose reception
     
  7. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:24 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Tundrites! I'm obviously avoiding any cement trucks.
     
  8. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:26 AM
    War Machine

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    Is that like the “poke her in the back with boner” technique? That’s not usually effective.
     
  9. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:29 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    She forgot how lucky she was!
     
  10. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:29 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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  11. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Christi!
     
  12. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:30 AM
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    I want to see the pictures of her dragging you face down through the water behind her.
     
  13. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:30 AM
    Prostar 190

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    Good morning Matt!
     
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    I’ll go remind her. HELICOPTER!!!
     
  15. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:31 AM
    Prostar 190

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    :rofl:
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Good morning Tundra Family!
    It’s a beautiful day here. Perfect weather for the first day of vacation. I just wish that could have slept in later than 5AM. Oh well.
    Have a great Friday everyone!
     
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    Uhhhh no... I don’t need to get banned again
     
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    :wave: Payday for me too!! :woot:

    :wave: Mornin Dave!

    :wave: Mornin Pat!

    :wave: Mornin Don!

    :wave: Mornin Bryan!

    :wave: Mornin Jim!

    :wave: No cement trucks today Matt!
     
  20. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:40 AM
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    Morning Monet
     
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    Morning Jim it’s a mostly cloudy 58 outside right now, coffee and baby bottles are on haha
     
  24. Jun 14, 2019 at 4:48 AM
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    Good morning Wayne!
     
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    Morning fellas!

    Good morning Tundras!
     
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    Good morning Holden!
     
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    Morning sir :hattip:
     
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