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  1. May 30, 2019 at 4:54 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  2. May 30, 2019 at 4:55 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  3. May 30, 2019 at 4:58 AM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  4. May 30, 2019 at 5:00 AM
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    She just messaged me and told me the new one won’t start. :annoyed:

    I suspect the battery is bad. They had to jump it off at the dealership. It was in the showroom, so it’d probably been sitting a while.
     
    War Machine, May 30, 2019
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  5. May 30, 2019 at 5:00 AM
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    Wait til @Pinay finds out jason bought a white sequoia
     
    Racingjohndeere55, May 30, 2019
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  6. May 30, 2019 at 5:01 AM
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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
    Jason @War Machine.....Sounds like Mrs. Machine is giving you the green light to add a supercharger to her new ride. It's the only way that a white can be faster.
     
    marc32, May 30, 2019
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  7. May 30, 2019 at 5:03 AM
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    Call that dealer and tell them to come out to your and swap out batteries.
     
    marc32, May 30, 2019
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  8. May 30, 2019 at 5:04 AM
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    Is the battery really bad, or was it just hanging out with the wrong crowd?
     
    Racingjohndeere55, May 30, 2019
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  9. May 30, 2019 at 5:06 AM
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    Very nice! I hope she enjoys it for many years! (At least until you get her that Lambo.)
     
    Fishman57, May 30, 2019
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  10. May 30, 2019 at 5:09 AM
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    She nixed the supercharger on mine on day one. She can’t have one.
     
    War Machine, May 30, 2019
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  11. May 30, 2019 at 5:10 AM
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    :rofl:

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  12. May 30, 2019 at 5:11 AM
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    War Machine

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    You got that right. I had the same issue when we bought my daughter’s car. They had to jumpstart it at the dealership and we ended up having to make them change it later.
     
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  13. May 30, 2019 at 5:13 AM
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    War Machine

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    I’m sure she will. 200k and eight years on the last one.
     
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    As the sun has now risen above the roofline, and my pups are snoozing on the front porch while I sip on a coffee. I hear the hydraulic whine, the backup alarm and the sound of cans being banged off metal.... yup, the garbologists and making their way through my peaceful bliss.... I really need to go back to work
     
    Racingjohndeere55, May 30, 2019
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  15. May 30, 2019 at 5:19 AM
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    Good morning Tundra Family.
    We're supposed to have more of that wonderful severe weather this afternoon. Enough with this crap already!
    Have a great Thursday everyone!
     
    Fishman57, May 30, 2019
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  16. May 30, 2019 at 5:22 AM
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    I see on the weather bug there is a heavy line of showers out the other side of Pittsburgh. The seem to be heading northeast so if it keeps together ill be seeing some of that wonderful stuff here...
     
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  17. May 30, 2019 at 5:26 AM
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    Unfortunately no.. spanked but not shaved
     
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    Where is the tire thread?
     
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  20. May 30, 2019 at 5:41 AM
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  21. May 30, 2019 at 5:43 AM
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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Nice!! What’s the price tag on that?
     
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  24. May 30, 2019 at 6:04 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It is white so.
     
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    Good morning Panda :wave:
     
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    Good morning Jim :wave:
     
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    Good morning tundras! Happy Thursday!
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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