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  1. May 27, 2019 at 8:08 AM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    Much more than what they slapped on there...
    Plus the tires they put on are too low profile. Put some meat on those bones, its a Pro!
     
    Squatting Pigeon, May 27, 2019
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  2. May 27, 2019 at 8:09 AM
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    You tell Pops I said hello! My WW2 vet would of been 97.
     
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  3. May 27, 2019 at 8:09 AM
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    Ha!

    :rimshot:
     
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  4. May 27, 2019 at 8:12 AM
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    She’ll probably end up with another Sequoia. I think she’s just in love with that Voodoo Blue.
     
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  5. May 27, 2019 at 8:15 AM
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    It's a nice color! Too much for me, but fun to admire.
    Have her wait for the new army green Sequoia next model year!
     
    Squatting Pigeon, May 27, 2019
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  6. May 27, 2019 at 8:16 AM
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    Atomic City Tundra

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    Good morning, everyone!
     
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  7. May 27, 2019 at 8:28 AM
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  8. May 27, 2019 at 8:41 AM
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    She doesn’t like that color.
     
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  9. May 27, 2019 at 8:43 AM
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    I have those same slippers
     
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  10. May 27, 2019 at 8:47 AM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    What color is her current Sequoia?
     
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  11. May 27, 2019 at 8:50 AM
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  12. May 27, 2019 at 8:54 AM
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    Leo's first

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    I sure will Harv
    Pops is 97 he just stopped driving last fall
     
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  13. May 27, 2019 at 8:56 AM
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    MGM. She’s mad that they don’t have any bright colors.
     
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  14. May 27, 2019 at 9:01 AM
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    I think it's the type of vehicle. 4runners are the Toyota SUVs that have the flashy colors :notsure:
     
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  15. May 27, 2019 at 9:30 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good afternoon Noble!
     
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  16. May 27, 2019 at 9:39 AM
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    Hello JIM
     
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  17. May 27, 2019 at 9:39 AM
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  18. May 27, 2019 at 9:40 AM
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    SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES BEEOTCHES!!!!
     
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    HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!! That derailment fucked up a lot of shit! Trains tail end drug 3 cars plus the rear engine, snapped off all the spike heads, broke rail anchors, tore up a switch, a crossover, everything had to be done by hand!!! Lower back killing me, haven't worked like that in years since I got hired
     
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    Good afternoon Adam!
     
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  21. May 27, 2019 at 9:51 AM
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    Sucks not being in 20's anymore
     
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    YOU AIN'T LYING, CAUSE IM DYIN'!
     
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    Ok fam! I have about $65 to spend on chemical guys stuff since ins 25% off! What should I get? I want a kit but not sure which one.. any help?
     
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    It's a great color, that's for sure. Then you'll have to trade in to get you a white one. That way your family will have red, white, and blue tundras!
     
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    Good morning Tundras!
     
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  27. May 27, 2019 at 11:10 AM
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    I would like to hear some of his stories!
     
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    I thought that only happened with cold water.:D
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    The wife and the youngest went to the Rockies game and I'm here listening to Pink Floyd "The Division Bell". It was a hot one today with more of the same tomorrow.
     
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