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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 16, 2019 at 2:40 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You can here, but there is one called Food talk in the Off-topic sub forum
     
  2. May 16, 2019 at 2:40 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Actually it's a 2013 Ford Focus......:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  3. May 16, 2019 at 2:41 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    And you would definitely know about them! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. May 16, 2019 at 2:42 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :anonymous:
     
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  5. May 16, 2019 at 2:58 PM
    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    This is take me into custody!

    Screenshot_20190516-170233_Google.jpg
     
  6. May 16, 2019 at 3:00 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:

    She gonna throw in the holding tank with Big Bubba
     
  7. May 16, 2019 at 3:06 PM
    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    Fixed! :thumbsup:

    20190516_171007.jpg
    :rofl::rofl:
     
  8. May 16, 2019 at 3:13 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
    I love this site, it's always entertaining to say the least. Thanks for the giggles today team Tundra.
    :eek::rofl::rofl::rofl::eek:
     
  9. May 16, 2019 at 3:25 PM
    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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  10. May 16, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    88nitro305

    88nitro305 New Member

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  11. May 16, 2019 at 3:41 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    He turned. Got intimidated.
     
  12. May 16, 2019 at 3:43 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  13. May 16, 2019 at 3:47 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    TRD Pro Grille, ESP Storage, Tailgate Inserts, Line-X Bedliner, Weathertech Floorliners, Wet Okole Seat Covers, 5" Shorty Antenna, Mickey Thompson MM-366 Wheels, ToyTec Boss, 35" BFG KO2 to name a few.
    Tiny 8 oz
     
  14. May 16, 2019 at 3:49 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Bitch that’s a 20 ouncer, and I got five more in the fridge.
     
  15. May 16, 2019 at 3:54 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    White
     
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  16. May 16, 2019 at 3:54 PM
    Racingjohndeere55

    Racingjohndeere55 New Member

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    Nice legs and your drinking Mountiantop pa water. That's where they make Gatorade. So think of me taking a leak in the Crestwood industrial park everytime you drink one of them :rofl::crapstorm:
     
  17. May 16, 2019 at 3:56 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    F—k
     
  18. May 16, 2019 at 3:59 PM
    Faht Nocker

    Faht Nocker Platinum Member

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    You fooled me i thought that was @Notachickmagnet 's shaved feet.
     
  19. May 16, 2019 at 4:00 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Revtek 2.5 level kit, 295/70/18 on stock rims..no rear mods
    Wazzzuuupppp ????
     
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  20. May 16, 2019 at 4:09 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Shit! He's here
     
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  21. May 16, 2019 at 4:09 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Oh shit there goes the thread!:D
     
  22. May 16, 2019 at 4:10 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    KIMG0361.jpg
    Sorry Sir, well sell no parts for white Tundras

    Buhahahaha!!!
     
  23. May 16, 2019 at 4:14 PM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Ah yes but that mountain top water is from rain collected by passing clouds over lake Erie. So think of me taking a leak in the lake then harv doing the same. Have fun drinking Pa flavored Gatorade @War Machine
     
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  24. May 16, 2019 at 4:18 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Just got reminded of movie , You don't mess with the Zohan
     
  25. May 16, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :facepalm:
     
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  26. May 16, 2019 at 4:28 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Yeeing all the haws today 'round here.
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  27. May 16, 2019 at 4:31 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Cooked up one of those steaks using the reverse sear method. I've never bought the USDA Prime at Costco before. I thought that they were a bit too much.
    Well I'm here to tell you that I'll never buy another steak that isn't in one of those blue styrofoam trays with the USDA Prime sticker on it. I'll pay the extra few dollars.

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  28. May 16, 2019 at 4:34 PM
    Faht Nocker

    Faht Nocker Platinum Member

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    Sir yes sir
     
  29. May 16, 2019 at 4:39 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Nice Camaro.
     
  30. May 16, 2019 at 4:41 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Where's the steak sauce?
     

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