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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 16, 2019 at 5:48 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    Too early yet. Grass is still wet. Get another cup of coffee.
     
  2. May 16, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kyle!
     
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  3. May 16, 2019 at 5:50 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Wayne!
     
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  4. May 16, 2019 at 5:51 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  5. May 16, 2019 at 5:52 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Wayne
    Couldn’t agree more
     
  6. May 16, 2019 at 5:54 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I guess I better get moving. Gotta run to the dealer and pick up two gazinta's.
     
  7. May 16, 2019 at 5:54 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I cannot wait to be an awesome grandpa, and a total pain in the ass to my kids and wife. I plan to model myself after Cotten Hill.

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  8. May 16, 2019 at 5:55 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  9. May 16, 2019 at 5:58 AM
    Beastmode1794

    Beastmode1794 Masshole

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  10. May 16, 2019 at 5:58 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Morning!
     
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  11. May 16, 2019 at 6:06 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Jim
     
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  12. May 16, 2019 at 6:07 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE, feels good to wake up late, Max crawls on my chest, licks my face and wants to play
     
  13. May 16, 2019 at 6:09 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Wait til July and August :bananadead:
     
  14. May 16, 2019 at 6:10 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ditto
     
  15. May 16, 2019 at 6:15 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Y'all need to stop with the baby talk.... Making me want another one:angrygirl:
     
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  16. May 16, 2019 at 6:15 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Max gets a bath today, Mrs forgot to do while I was out
     
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  17. May 16, 2019 at 6:18 AM
    88nitro305

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    Want us to talk about poopy diapers, screaming fits and sleepless nights?
     
  18. May 16, 2019 at 6:21 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    or braces and the psycho stage called puberty?
     
  19. May 16, 2019 at 6:22 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    That's when you send 'em home! Grandchildren that is
     
  20. May 16, 2019 at 6:24 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Next mod......

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  21. May 16, 2019 at 6:25 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    or work the heck out of them to pay for the braces and to make them too tired to be psychos.
     
  22. May 16, 2019 at 6:27 AM
    88nitro305

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    Chicco Keyfit 30 is what we have!
     
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  23. May 16, 2019 at 6:27 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    None of that bothered me.... And my nights weren't really any more sleepless with babies than before them....
    Not even there yet with my 2
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: IF I were to get pregnant again it better be BOY...js
     
  24. May 16, 2019 at 6:27 AM
    Red Fox

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    Morning Bryan :wave:
    Morning Chris :wave:
    I'm actually ok with that....for the moment....I'm cold natured by fault so warm weather makes me happy.
    You can come sit with me....no more for us....for now....:rofl: hubs doesn't even want to talk about it :rofl:
     
  25. May 16, 2019 at 6:28 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Shit my boyfriend wants one:facepalm:
     
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  26. May 16, 2019 at 6:29 AM
    Racingjohndeere55

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    I have to get out of here. I have 80's music videos from youtube on the tv, and I forgot how much I liked that 80's big trashy hair! :eek2::thumbsup::dancingbacon:
     
  27. May 16, 2019 at 6:29 AM
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    :rofl::rofl: well I can't help you there then.....
     
  28. May 16, 2019 at 6:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning!
     
  29. May 16, 2019 at 6:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Adam!
     
  30. May 16, 2019 at 6:39 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Morning Bryan
     
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