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  1. May 7, 2019 at 4:51 PM
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  3. May 7, 2019 at 5:11 PM
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  4. May 7, 2019 at 5:29 PM
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    Just a hair over 4 1/2 hours to go about 35 miles. I could’ve gotten to @Squatting Pigeon house faster than it took me to get home today.
     
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  5. May 7, 2019 at 5:34 PM
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    Well hell, you should've just come this way then!
    I made steak and had more than me and the kiddo could eat. :hungry:




    And if that doesnt do it for ya, I do still have doorknobs throughout the house.
     
    Squatting Pigeon, May 7, 2019
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  6. May 7, 2019 at 5:35 PM
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  7. May 7, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Mmmm steak and doorknobs.
     
    War Machine, May 7, 2019
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  8. May 7, 2019 at 6:03 PM
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    Only the finest of dining here!
     
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  9. May 7, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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    Sorry, but I have to bash this...why do guys wear this???? I just don't get it, then the front of thighs were all ripped up, WTF?!?! Wanted to slap him
    KIMG0351.jpg
     
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  10. May 7, 2019 at 6:08 PM
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    You should have!:devil:
     
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  11. May 7, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    Ever seen anyone eat ice cream like this! :D
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  12. May 7, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    You should slap him right on his ass.
     
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  13. May 7, 2019 at 6:12 PM
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  14. May 7, 2019 at 6:13 PM
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    Uuuuuhhhhh no
     
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  15. May 7, 2019 at 6:14 PM
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  17. May 7, 2019 at 6:16 PM
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  18. May 7, 2019 at 6:20 PM
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  19. May 7, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    I picked up some pizza for my fat face.
     
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    Give him the chancla.
     
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  21. May 7, 2019 at 6:23 PM
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    Far from doorknobs and steak, but you could do worse!
     
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  23. May 7, 2019 at 6:26 PM
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    Pizza from where?
     
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    Looks good I'll give em a shot
     
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    Yeah, they’re my favorite. Good people too.
     
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