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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Uh.... :anonymous:. I'll tell the wife when I'm ritch, b!tch!!
     
  2. Jun 19, 2017 at 6:34 PM
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    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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  3. Jun 19, 2017 at 6:55 PM
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    Midnighttaco08 High Quality H2O Inspector

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    None yet!
    Shit that salary can buy me a GTR!!!
     
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  4. Jun 19, 2017 at 7:36 PM
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    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    All they ask for you to join is to provide them with 150k to buy a house to flip then they give your money back
     
  5. Jun 19, 2017 at 8:08 PM
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    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Man after my heart there. Double like.
     
  6. Jun 19, 2017 at 8:30 PM
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    scurdyness

    scurdyness One thing is sure, uncertainty is certain

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    Sorry Buddy, there can be only one Zeus and she is mine, hahahaha
     
  7. Jun 19, 2017 at 9:34 PM
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    I'm going with Bane
     
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  8. Jun 20, 2017 at 2:12 AM
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  9. Jun 20, 2017 at 2:25 AM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Whatever it takes... right. Hahaha
     
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  10. Jun 20, 2017 at 6:29 AM
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    :hattip:
     
  11. Jun 20, 2017 at 7:42 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Well I got money coming to me from all of those email chains that said I would get some if I forwarded the email chain to 100 friends. Can't wait!
     
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  12. Jun 20, 2017 at 8:24 AM
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    Cleannnn.
     
  13. Jun 20, 2017 at 8:28 AM
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    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    Is your Tundra just a DD now then?
     
  14. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:06 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

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    What does Ford stand for again? Lol
     
  15. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:13 AM
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    T-Rex266

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  16. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:17 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Fix Or Repair Daily.
     
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  17. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:18 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Yup died on us
     
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  18. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:18 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    OK, let's set this up . . . Why isn't it all the way in?
     
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  19. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:20 AM
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    boardude I am Batman

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    Just the tip... just to see how it feels
     
  20. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:21 AM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:
     
  21. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:23 AM
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    Relentless Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Just a few, more to come
    No, I was a traitor and traded in my Tundra :anonymous:

    Duramax is getting 13.5-14mpg in my daily driving, Tundra got 10.5-11. Towing my 24ft enclosed trailer@9000lbs my Tundra got 5.5mpg highway at 60mph, Duramax just did the same trailer loaded to over 10k on a trip to overland Expo with cruise locked at 75mph, solid 20mph+ headwind half the trip and AC running and still managed 9.5mpgs.
    I also ran a straight highway trip with my 20ft double axle car trailer down to CA empty, and a solid 8000lbs loaded back over the mountains and got 14.5mpg combined, tundra would run 11mpg empty with that trailer and 8mpg with similar load on it. Impossible to run cruise control towing with the Tundra on my loads, Duramax DGAF.
    Empty highway I'd manage 14-15mpg in the Tundra, I get 19-22mpg in the Duramax empty on highway trips. So between the MPG benefits, the new truck being loaded with all the tech, leather, etc and the greater towing and payload it was kind of a no brainer for my circumstances.

    So ya, I decided that the Tundra just wasnt quite enough truck for the truck things I needed it to do any longer and sprung for the jump to the '15 Duramax back in March. Still have 2 long traveled/built 4runners (4th gen v8, and '16 Trail) and a project 2nd gen Taco as well so I've got enough 'Yotas and the bigger truck made sense for hauling/DD duties.
     
  22. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:24 AM
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    Just need a photo for this thread.
     
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  23. Jun 20, 2017 at 9:48 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lol right?! Unbelievable eh!
     
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  24. Jun 20, 2017 at 10:33 AM
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    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    Can't blame ya too much when ya put it that way! I loved the Duramax I had at my last job.
     
  25. Jun 21, 2017 at 6:18 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    It's not this model, but rental for the next few days

     
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  26. Jun 21, 2017 at 6:27 AM
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    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Hope you like it lol.
    I didn't, doesn't feel like a truck.
     
  27. Jun 21, 2017 at 6:27 AM
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    It let me change it up, again
    :burnrubber:

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  28. Jun 21, 2017 at 6:28 AM
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    Lol little more fun eh?!
     
  29. Jun 21, 2017 at 6:30 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    Avis is odd. It first gave me a Malibu or I can exchange it for the F150. In the past, it's given me additional options as I get closer to Avis..tried my luck again and this was one of the 5 other options. :)

    I rented this a few months back and could not wait to get the opportunity to rent it again haha
     
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  30. Jun 21, 2017 at 6:49 AM
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    Tacotundra

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    Here is the latest addition to my family. She was born yesterday.

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