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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Her throat maybe.:anonymous::rofl:
     
  2. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Damnit, woke up early. Went outside. Stupid freakin' Dodge trunk owners.
     
  3. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Yeah, instead of giving you the hairy eyeball, you can give her the hairy....nuts?!
     
  4. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Blah blah blah
     
  6. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:14 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Good morning Foghorn!
     
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  7. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:15 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    She did.:rofl:
     
  8. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:17 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I get busted all the time. :D
     
  9. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:18 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  10. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:19 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Devin
    How’d the basketball go
     
  11. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:19 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Ha! I did sew a ruffle onto a dress by hand the other day :)
     
  12. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:20 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :rofl:
     
  13. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:20 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    ;)
     
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  14. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:21 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :wave:
     
  15. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:23 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  16. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:24 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Foghorn!
     
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  17. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Not good. My youngest daughter's team lost both games. First one by 3.... second one by 5. And my oldest daughter's team lost big.
     
  18. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah the wife is no fun.
     
  19. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:26 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    They are just too serious. ;)
     
  20. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:26 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:41 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Ok ok. I’ll give you that. Good job G-Dawg!
     
  22. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:41 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    What? No coffee?

    Guess I’ll have to make do.

    D585AEAA-CB45-48B5-AD19-5EB70BE996CC.jpg
     
  23. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:44 AM
    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Sweet! Good morning Law. You got Panda’s job now. Goooood coffee!
     
  24. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:56 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :) lol ! Thanks !!!
     
  25. Jan 27, 2019 at 7:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Law and thanks for the coffee.
     
  26. Jan 27, 2019 at 8:05 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: no balls in my throat yet later this week when it gets really cold. But they will be my balls to clarify. Lol
     
  27. Jan 27, 2019 at 8:07 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Thinking of it as a tag team! LOL
    And Good mornin Dave!

    :hattip::hattip:G’morn sir!
     
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  28. Jan 27, 2019 at 8:31 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    F'N funny shit right there!
    :bowdown:
     
  29. Jan 27, 2019 at 8:34 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao....funny you felt the need to clarify :rofl:
     
  30. Jan 27, 2019 at 8:39 AM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    A doubleheader!

    Getting off to a good morning, sir!
     

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