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  1. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:53 PM
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  2. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Yessir!
     
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  3. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Lmao !
     
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  4. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    I better get back in " Graves " .....where I belong ...:pout:. :pout: .:pout:
     
    Darth Tundra, Jan 21, 2019
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  5. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:54 PM
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    Video please !
     
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  6. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:55 PM
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  7. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:55 PM
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    Darth Tundra

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    .Nice.....I fear I'd friggin break my "Yokes" on the Rink :eek2:
     
    Darth Tundra, Jan 21, 2019
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  8. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:55 PM
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    Lol !!
     
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  9. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:57 PM
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    Nice 67. Here's mine. 20170923_102345.jpg
     
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  10. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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    Nice !
     
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  11. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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    Darth Tundra

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    HELL YEAH.......NICE RIDE !!!!
     
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  12. Jan 21, 2019 at 5:59 PM
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    Darth Tundra

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    That's MUSCLE RIGHT THERE ... 20170906_165700.jpg
     
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  13. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:01 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  14. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:03 PM
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    You know where Jackson is in Ohio ?
     
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  15. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:04 PM
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    She was fast for her day. Not so much compared to the current generation of muscle cars though.
     
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  16. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:04 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
     
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  17. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:06 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
    Prostar 190, Jan 21, 2019
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  18. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:08 PM
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    Oh......MY
     
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    :rofl:
     
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  20. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    Nope, drive that damn thing like you stole it and leave like this for the next guy...

    [​IMG]
     
    Sas, Jan 21, 2019
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  21. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:11 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  23. Jan 21, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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    Hooker Heels
     
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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Sounds like are daughters are on the same page. My daughter is also taking the MCAT's in May. She is a crew chief on the ambulance at her school, student teaches at a DO Medical School, assists teaching at a volunteer fire department for EMT's and just got hired at a local community college to teach EMT classes. She also works for one of the Deans of the college and plays the violin for the college orchestra. I don't know how she does everything and still keeps her GPA up.
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    How's it going Ron ?
     
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    Pudntat ?...Nope..that's 7
     
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