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  1. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:38 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    I am telling you if you want the proofreader job you got it! :rofl:
     
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    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    I'll take it on as a side gig. :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:47 PM
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  6. Jan 9, 2019 at 6:07 PM
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    Me to I was just shocked when he did it! But it was funny as hell.
     
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I’ve now survived day three of this working-for-a-living thing once again. Sitting around displacing electrons on Tundras.com had it’s perks as a short-term career, but it kinda feels good to be back at it again. Other than today kinda sucked, fresh snowfall overnight meant the logging truck I worked under most of the day was packed with snow and frozen mud, and it dripped on me the entire time. Got home soaked in snowman pee. Nothing some rum and a hot bath can’t cure.
     
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  9. Jan 9, 2019 at 6:35 PM
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    Thanks Don, you're definitely right about that!
    Lots of support 'round these parts
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  10. Jan 9, 2019 at 6:47 PM
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  11. Jan 9, 2019 at 7:26 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    @Marty McFly you see the new Walmart curbside pickup commercial? Your in it, with Ghostbusters car, Bumble bee, Bat mobile, Kitt and the 80's song "Cars" is playing
     
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  12. Jan 9, 2019 at 7:41 PM
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    Return message sent!
     
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  14. Jan 9, 2019 at 7:52 PM
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    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    I was not paid for that :evil:
     
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  15. Jan 9, 2019 at 8:05 PM
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    Jim LE 1301, Jan 9, 2019
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  16. Jan 9, 2019 at 8:08 PM
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    :rofl::anonymous: wasn't even trying to be funny. Reckon I should have said that differently. Meow
     
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    Lol !!!
     
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    Damn doctors :rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jan 9, 2019
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  20. Jan 9, 2019 at 8:15 PM
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    At least I didn't charge you a co-payment. :D
     
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    I am laughing!!!!
    Thank goodness, I cant afford those dang co-payments :rofl:
     
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    Good Morning Everybody!
     
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    Good morning Lucas
     
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    Good morning Panda
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