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  1. Jan 9, 2019 at 11:37 AM
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    You betcha !!!
    Poor thing...
     
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  2. Jan 9, 2019 at 11:41 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: Richard like as in inflated a date:rofl:
     
    Prostar 190, Jan 9, 2019
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  3. Jan 9, 2019 at 11:44 AM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Tomarrow???? WTF?!?!??
     
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  4. Jan 9, 2019 at 11:45 AM
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    Lol :rofl:
     
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  5. Jan 9, 2019 at 11:46 AM
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    Richard cant spell lmao!!!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jan 9, 2019
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  6. Jan 9, 2019 at 11:51 AM
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    Must be a white Tundra owner :stirthepot: or speed spelling :rolleyes:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Jan 9, 2019
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  7. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:07 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jan 9, 2019
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  8. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:07 PM
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    I think the air bags are deflated by now though
     
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  9. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:08 PM
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    They are ! Richard is excited he is getting new ones!!!
     
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  10. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:09 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  11. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:09 PM
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    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Lemme know when you’re ready for the address. #2 on my list lives there.
     
    War Machine, Jan 9, 2019
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  12. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:09 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    So you could say he's getting a Richard pump!:rofl:
     
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  13. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:10 PM
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    This time put Viagra in the airbags will stay up longer!
     
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  14. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:10 PM
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    Yeppers !!!!:rofl:
    And he cant wait to see me :rofl:
     
    Notachickmagnet, Jan 9, 2019
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  15. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:11 PM
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    But if its longer than 4 hours....
     
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    Nah, I had a smoke after though. Lol
     
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  17. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:12 PM
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    SEE !! His truck is showing him some love too :rofl:
     
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  18. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:45 PM
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    Go see DR @Jim LE 1301
     
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  20. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:48 PM
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    Bryan, I only see female patients. ;)
     
    Jim LE 1301, Jan 9, 2019
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  21. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:51 PM
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    I had a girl asked me if I smoked after once .........mI told her I don't know I never checked:D
     
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  22. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:52 PM
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  23. Jan 9, 2019 at 12:53 PM
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    Might have to get that looked at if you do! :eek:
     
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    Lmao!!!
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    24/7 I gotcha Jason..

     
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    Nah, just means he needs to slow down or add more lubercant:rofl:
     
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    Hope you got it Holden.
    Good luck.:thumbsup:
     
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