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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 26, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    As it should be. We spent a lot on these trucks, I won't stand for shitty work. I even have sent my truck back after free wash at dealership during servicing because it looked worse when they half ass washed it compared to when it was dirty. Now I just tell them to skip it, they suck and I don't want to get irrationally angry and I know I do a better job.
     
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  2. Dec 26, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I will do that, didn't think of driving it. Although they said no mechanical damage(no frame, driveline, engine or transmission issues to correct), it was all cosmetic. Thanks for the tip
     
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  3. Dec 26, 2018 at 6:50 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    The only one I trust to wash my truck is my Dad. My wife and boys have done it and they do okay. I dont say anything or nitpick. I just wait for them to go somewhere for the day then I do it. Because I know they are doing it to be nice.
     
  4. Dec 26, 2018 at 7:40 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    You'd be surprised what might affect the way it drives! Glad I was able to help a little. :thumbsup:
     
  5. Dec 26, 2018 at 7:45 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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  6. Dec 26, 2018 at 9:29 PM
    Fishman57

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    Well, getting from DFW to ELP became quite the adventure. First, our 1-1/2 layover became a 5-1/2 hour layover due to the weather and the subsequent backup getting planes in the air. Then while ascending to cruising altitude, we hit turbulence that was so bad for about a minute that anything not nailed down was flying all over the cabin. The head flight attendant stated that it was the worst turbulence that she had ever experienced. Luckily, everyone was buckled in so no people were tossed around the cabin. But we made it to ELP, so let the grandkid spoiling begin!
     
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  7. Dec 26, 2018 at 9:30 PM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    That’s bad ass!
     
  8. Dec 26, 2018 at 9:37 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Would love to see that with a track instead of the four rear wheels.
     
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  9. Dec 26, 2018 at 9:55 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    It's Russian, I bet they've done it! Lol
     
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  10. Dec 27, 2018 at 2:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  11. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:09 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Bryan ​
     
  12. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:10 AM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    Morning Bryan and future joiners
     
  13. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:10 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Tundra Crew
    Back to work today
     
  14. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:29 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Panda
    What up with the granny coffee
     
  15. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:39 AM
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    Good morning Lucas
     
  16. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:42 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike! Back to work today?
     
  17. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:43 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Lucas!
     
  18. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Panda! You can have that cup of coffee all to yourself.. lol
     
  19. Dec 27, 2018 at 3:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I was hoping for another good pic! Lol
     
  20. Dec 27, 2018 at 4:28 AM
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    Good morning everyone!
     
  21. Dec 27, 2018 at 4:32 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Yo! Morning you buncha sexy Tundra bitches.
     
  22. Dec 27, 2018 at 4:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kacie!
     
  23. Dec 27, 2018 at 4:44 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning foghorn!
     
  24. Dec 27, 2018 at 4:46 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Don!
     
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  25. Dec 27, 2018 at 4:47 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Here's a pulling out of the driveway morning shot!IMG_20181227_074213.jpg
     
  26. Dec 27, 2018 at 5:05 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Good morning Tundra freaks! We got about a foot of snow yesterday, and we are supposed to get a lot more tomorrow. I am heading up to Colorado to visit family today, and it is weird that I might be "avoiding" the weather by heading north - usually the other way around.

    Everybody have kick-ass day!
     
  27. Dec 27, 2018 at 5:18 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.

    Pat:wave:
    Bree:wave:
    Geno:wave:
    Lucas:wave:
    Alfie:wave:
    Kacie:wave:
    Bryan:wave:
    Ron:wave:
    Silv333:wave:
    Monet:wave:
    Adam:wave:@ARamirez73
    Mike:wave:
    Denise:wave:
    Wayne:wave:
    Matt:wave:
    Steve:wave:
    Tim:wave:
    Ali:wave:
    Sean:wave:
    Kyle :wave:
    Brian :wave:
    Jason :wave:
    Jared:wave:
    Mark:wave:
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    Devin:wave:
    Jose:wave:
    Chris:wave:
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    Panda:wave:
    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A cool 26° right now.
    Have a great/safeday.
     
  28. Dec 27, 2018 at 5:20 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I prefer yesterday's coffee.
     
  29. Dec 27, 2018 at 5:29 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Devin! Safe travels.
     
  30. Dec 27, 2018 at 5:30 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     

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