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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:21 PM
    jberry813

    jberry813 The Mad Scientist Staff Member

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    Not exactly how I envisioned spending Christmas Day.


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  2. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:28 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yikes! What happened?
     
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  3. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:34 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Hey you in the white Cadillac sedan, plate ending in 9990, going south on I-35W around 9pm past Cabela's... You were all over the damned road. You almost hit five vehicles in your drunken state. One of those was a tractor trailer. My SO called it in to Ft Worth PD. Hope you didn't kill anyone before they pulled you over.
     
  4. Dec 25, 2018 at 9:59 PM
    jberry813

    jberry813 The Mad Scientist Staff Member

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    Buddy rolled his truck last night.
     
  5. Dec 25, 2018 at 10:08 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    Ahh good ol philippe...we miss him
     
  6. Dec 25, 2018 at 10:56 PM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Definitely fun to have him around.....but it was getting old. He Started to bow up to some of us..never ended well for him LOL
    We needed a new scapegoat and punching bag anyways! :D:D
     
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  7. Dec 25, 2018 at 11:33 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Unfortunately, it wasn’t all that entertaining. Since it’s a large extended family, folding tables and chairs get added on to the end of the dining table so there is room for all.

    The arguement started after father-in-law brought in the tables from outside, and since it was still about 3 hours to meal time, he left them to warm up before trying to wipe then clean like mother-in-law wanted.

    She took that to mean he wasn’t going to wipe them, and it went downhill from there.
     
  8. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:23 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    well that's not fun entertainment....


    I hate when fights occur during family time
     
  9. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:24 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  10. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:30 AM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    Good Morning Don and Bree and soon to join other Tundra Folk. Night Panda.
     
  11. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:33 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Wow what happened?
     
  12. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Don!
     
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  13. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Panda!
     
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  14. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  15. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Lucas!
     
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  16. Dec 26, 2018 at 2:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew happy hump day!
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Dec 26, 2018 at 4:33 AM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    Good morning y'all! Back to work for me!
     
  18. Dec 26, 2018 at 4:39 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  19. Dec 26, 2018 at 4:40 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
  20. Dec 26, 2018 at 4:54 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Don
    It was a pretty nice day for us thanks
     
  21. Dec 26, 2018 at 4:58 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good night Panda
     
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  22. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:00 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Bryan!
     
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  23. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:01 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Lucas
     
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  24. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:02 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Kacie
    Have a good day at work
     
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  25. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:11 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Tundra Crew
    Taking an extra day off to hang out with my little buddy
    00F3BE34-3658-4DBF-AF5C-E7B8CBAC585D.jpg He’s been up since 6:30 wanting to take his new drone outside
     
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  26. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:25 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.

    Pat:wave:
    Bree:wave:
    Geno:wave:
    Lucas:wave:
    Alfie:wave:
    Kacie:wave:
    Bryan:wave:
    Ron:wave:
    Silv333:wave:
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    Adam:wave:@ARamirez73
    Mike:wave:
    Denise:wave:
    Wayne:wave:
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    Tim:wave:
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    Sean:wave:
    Kyle :wave:
    Brian :wave:
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    Devin:wave:
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    Panda:wave:
    And anyone else who I forgot.
    A brisk 23° right now.
    Have a great/safe day.
     
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  27. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:35 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Hope all ok
     
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  28. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:37 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning TÜNDRA CRÜE, back out on deliveries
     
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  29. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:37 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Have fun today.
     
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  30. Dec 26, 2018 at 5:37 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
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