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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:09 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah that's another hole you throw money at!!:rofl:
     
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  2. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:10 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I know since he wanted white I thought maybe you work for FedEx. Lol
     
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  3. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:11 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
    That's chocolate chip chocolate chunk cookies.

    cookies.jpg
     
  4. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:11 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nope. DirecTV
     
  5. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:12 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Nothing. Thanks for asking.
     
  6. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:12 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:21bbd1be0b92c79f16f6b6b69abe6f13--mountain-memes.jpg
     
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  7. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:13 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:

    You didn’t ask if he wanted alphabet soup
     
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  8. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:13 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I counted three white Tundras at my work today. (Electricians)
     
  9. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:14 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I think I missed something..l
     
  10. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:14 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :worthless:
     
  11. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :cheers:
     
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  12. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:16 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  13. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:21 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  14. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:23 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    @FoghornTX
     
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  15. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:25 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  16. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:28 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  17. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:30 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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  18. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    Fishman57

    Fishman57 New Member

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    BakFlip MX4 Tonneau, 12 Volt Solutions Remote Starter More minor mods coming
    They look sooooooo good!
     
  19. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  20. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    She could’ve let my wife have one at least.
     
  21. Dec 10, 2018 at 6:35 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    She must and the room service company me fluffy your pillow.[​IMG]
     
  22. Dec 10, 2018 at 7:30 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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  23. Dec 10, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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  24. Dec 10, 2018 at 8:59 PM
    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Cohiba Robusto and a night (or two) on the boat......not bad
    165BB27B-EEA1-462C-9FDC-B0041160CFB8.jpg
     
  25. Dec 10, 2018 at 10:42 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Snoochie Boochies
     
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  26. Dec 10, 2018 at 11:44 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  27. Dec 11, 2018 at 12:01 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    cal-exit landed in GA
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    A little this and that...Broke now
    ain't had one in years :anonymous:
     
  28. Dec 11, 2018 at 12:04 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yummy n my tummy
     
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  29. Dec 11, 2018 at 12:07 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
  30. Dec 11, 2018 at 12:19 AM
    GNTundra

    GNTundra The Notorious Troll Sniper

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    BTF :muscleflexing:
     

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