1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: Need help buying my wife a camera Any raw feeders here? Dog/Cat etc. Need help selecting wireless headphones for wife Computer hard drive question Wolf Tshirt Review Reason 35913 to have a Dascham

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

Page 2228 of 8094
  1. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:00 AM
    #66811
    landphil

    #66811
    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2016
    Member:
    #4814
    Messages:
    4,461
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Phil
    BC, Canada
    Vehicle:
    ‘08 TRD doublecab
    No cutting, no rubbing.

    And no steering. Your friend could do the same.
     
    landphil, Dec 7, 2018
    #66811
    4x4_Angel, Watt maker, Notachickmagnet and 3 others like this.
  2. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:02 AM
    #66812
    Prostar 190

    #66812
    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,593
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    Lol ok thanks!
     
    Prostar 190, Dec 7, 2018
    #66812
    Notachickmagnet, Leo's first, jewsNbrews and 1 other person like this.
  3. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:02 AM
    #66813
    landphil

    #66813
    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2016
    Member:
    #4814
    Messages:
    4,461
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Phil
    BC, Canada
    Vehicle:
    ‘08 TRD doublecab
    I did make a couple and put them on the pan. Then I ate them. :D
     
    landphil, Dec 7, 2018
    #66813
    4x4_Angel, Watt maker, Notachickmagnet and 4 others like this.
  4. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:03 AM
    #66814
    Prostar 190

    #66814
    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2017
    Member:
    #9912
    Messages:
    75,593
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryan
    OH
    Vehicle:
    2010 CrewMax limited 4X4
    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    :rofl: did your breath smell like shit afterward?
     
    Prostar 190, Dec 7, 2018
    #66814
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, Leo's first and 3 others like this.
  5. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:09 AM
    #66815
    Y0TA PR0

    #66815
    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2016
    Member:
    #2519
    Messages:
    24,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Rafael
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2017 TRD PRO
    Lol yup definitely not fast enough!
     
    Y0TA PR0, Dec 7, 2018
    #66815
    Notachickmagnet, Leo's first, jewsNbrews and 1 other person like this.
  6. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:09 AM
    #66816
    Y0TA PR0

    #66816
    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2016
    Member:
    #2519
    Messages:
    24,494
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Rafael
    Alberta, Canada
    Vehicle:
    2017 TRD PRO
    That’s bad a$$!! Looks awesome with the tundra! Great job! :thumbsup:
     
    Y0TA PR0, Dec 7, 2018
    #66816
    Notachickmagnet, Leo's first, jewsNbrews and 2 others like this.
  7. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:12 AM
    #66817
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    #66817
    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

    Joined:
    May 30, 2016
    Member:
    #3487
    Messages:
    50,714
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    Noice! No white Tundra? Oh that's right! they become one with snow til ya pee on it :stirthepot:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Dec 7, 2018
    #66817
    Notachickmagnet, Leo's first, Prostar 190 and 4 others like this.
  8. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:15 AM
    #66818
    jewsNbrews

    #66818
    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2018
    Member:
    #14506
    Messages:
    15,039
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tim
    Jewiston Idaho
    Vehicle:
    2019 TRD PRO
    Bolt on
    Looks good!
     
    jewsNbrews, Dec 7, 2018
    #66818
    Notachickmagnet, Prostar 190 and landphil[QUOTED] like this.
  9. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:18 AM
    #66819
    landphil

    #66819
    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2016
    Member:
    #4814
    Messages:
    4,461
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Phil
    BC, Canada
    Vehicle:
    ‘08 TRD doublecab
    It took a long time to build. Rolling the “logs” and knotching them after they were baked. I based it on the old trapper’s cabin I snowmobile into a couple times a year for a night or two.

     
    landphil, Dec 7, 2018
    #66819
    Watt maker, Leo's first, sunnysideTRD and 7 others like this.
  10. Dec 7, 2018 at 10:46 AM
    #66820
    Grumpy Uncle

    #66820
    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2017
    Member:
    #8801
    Messages:
    12,891
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Pat
    CO
    Vehicle:
    2025 MGM Sequoia TRD PRO. 2016 Black CM Tundra TRD Off Road
    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Watching "The Fall Guy", on YT. :D Mostly Heather Thomas and Markie Post!!
     
    Grumpy Uncle, Dec 7, 2018
    #66820
    4x4_Angel, aperezsh, Prostar 190 and 2 others like this.
  11. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:02 AM
    #66821
    T500

    #66821
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Fluffing

    :eek:
     
    T500, Dec 7, 2018
    #66821
    Notachickmagnet[QUOTED] and jewsNbrews like this.
  12. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:24 AM
    #66822
    Notachickmagnet

    #66822
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    Hey Raf! :wave:
    What's happening :D ?
     
    Notachickmagnet, Dec 7, 2018
    #66822
    jewsNbrews and Y0TA PR0[QUOTED] like this.
  13. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:24 AM
    #66823
    T-Rex266

    #66823
    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,532
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Rough work life

     
    T-Rex266, Dec 7, 2018
    #66823
    Watt maker, Notachickmagnet, jewsNbrews and 8 others like this.
  14. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:24 AM
    #66824
    Notachickmagnet

    #66824
    Notachickmagnet New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2017
    Member:
    #10796
    Messages:
    14,514
    Gender:
    Female
    You betcha!
     
    Notachickmagnet, Dec 7, 2018
    #66824
    Leo's first, T500[QUOTED], Prostar 190 and 1 other person like this.
  15. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:32 AM
    #66825
    Pinay

    #66825
    Pinay New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2018
    Member:
    #19379
    Messages:
    15,658
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Monet
    Vehicle:
    2015 Black - SR5 - CrewMax - 4x4 - TSS Dirty Seven Club
    Mahal kita Kuya
    SO jealous! I get to see attorneys and criminals all day! :annoyed:
     
    Pinay, Dec 7, 2018
    #66825
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, jewsNbrews and 2 others like this.
  16. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:40 AM
    #66826
    War Machine

    #66826
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    If I ever make it out to your area, I’ll make sure and get arrested.
     
    War Machine, Dec 7, 2018
    #66826
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, jewsNbrews and 2 others like this.
  17. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:43 AM
    #66827
    Squatting Pigeon

    #66827
    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2018
    Member:
    #14443
    Messages:
    56,306
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Holden
    North Texas
    Vehicle:
    4Runner | GR Corolla
    Can't wait to see the car chase on the news.
    "Black Tundra completely evades officers because it was so damn fast"
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Dec 7, 2018
    #66827
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, csuviper and 3 others like this.
  18. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:45 AM
    #66828
    Pinay

    #66828
    Pinay New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2018
    Member:
    #19379
    Messages:
    15,658
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Monet
    Vehicle:
    2015 Black - SR5 - CrewMax - 4x4 - TSS Dirty Seven Club
    Mahal kita Kuya
    I’ll make sure to let the authorities know. :thumbsup:

    I’m sure he could out run our helicopters!!
     
    Pinay, Dec 7, 2018
    #66828
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet and Squatting Pigeon[QUOTED] like this.
  19. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:47 AM
    #66829
    T500

    #66829
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Where’s all the people?
     
    T500, Dec 7, 2018
    #66829
    Notachickmagnet, Prostar 190, jewsNbrews and 1 other person like this.
  20. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:48 AM
    #66830
    War Machine

    #66830
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    They couldn’t even catch a white Bronco out there.
     
    War Machine, Dec 7, 2018
    #66830
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, Prostar 190 and 3 others like this.
  21. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:49 AM
    #66831
    Squatting Pigeon

    #66831
    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2018
    Member:
    #14443
    Messages:
    56,306
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Holden
    North Texas
    Vehicle:
    4Runner | GR Corolla

    @War Machine (but in a tundra)
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Dec 7, 2018
    #66831
    4x4_Angel, Watt maker, Notachickmagnet and 5 others like this.
  22. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:50 AM
    #66832
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    #66832
    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

    Joined:
    May 30, 2016
    Member:
    #3487
    Messages:
    50,714
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    KIMG0639.jpg
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Dec 7, 2018
    #66832
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, Prostar 190 and 3 others like this.
  23. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:50 AM
    #66833
    Squatting Pigeon

    #66833
    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2018
    Member:
    #14443
    Messages:
    56,306
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Holden
    North Texas
    Vehicle:
    4Runner | GR Corolla
    :rofl:
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Dec 7, 2018
    #66833
    Notachickmagnet, Pinay and TXRailRoadBandit73 like this.
  24. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:51 AM
    #66834
    T500

    #66834
    T500 # The Dark Side

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2017
    Member:
    #6478
    Messages:
    7,464
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Alfie
    Neptune, NJ
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black
    Looks slow
     
    T500, Dec 7, 2018
    #66834
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, Prostar 190 and 4 others like this.
  25. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:52 AM
    #66835
    Pinay

    #66835
    Pinay New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2018
    Member:
    #19379
    Messages:
    15,658
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Monet
    Vehicle:
    2015 Black - SR5 - CrewMax - 4x4 - TSS Dirty Seven Club
    Mahal kita Kuya
    So slow it’s standing still
     
    Pinay, Dec 7, 2018
    #66835
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, Prostar 190 and 4 others like this.
  26. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:54 AM
    #66836
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    #66836
    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

    Joined:
    May 30, 2016
    Member:
    #3487
    Messages:
    50,714
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    :rofl:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Dec 7, 2018
    #66836
    Notachickmagnet and Pinay like this.
  27. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:54 AM
    #66837
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    #66837
    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

    Joined:
    May 30, 2016
    Member:
    #3487
    Messages:
    50,714
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    The 956, TEXAS
    None yet
    :rofl:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Dec 7, 2018
    #66837
    Notachickmagnet, Pinay[QUOTED] and T500 like this.
  28. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:58 AM
    #66838
    War Machine

    #66838
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    Just tell them to be on the lookout for both a truck and person that look similar to this.


    1B687507-9E51-475E-BA98-65B7CD5CA6B5.jpg


    (Not to scale)
     
    War Machine, Dec 7, 2018
    #66838
    Fishman57, 4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet and 6 others like this.
  29. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:59 AM
    #66839
    War Machine

    #66839
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    Black ones don’t have to hide!
     
    War Machine, Dec 7, 2018
    #66839
    Notachickmagnet, Pinay and jewsNbrews like this.
  30. Dec 7, 2018 at 11:59 AM
    #66840
    War Machine

    #66840
    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2017
    Member:
    #8939
    Messages:
    17,169
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jason
    Texas
    Same view I always have of them.
     
    War Machine, Dec 7, 2018
    #66840
    4x4_Angel, Notachickmagnet, T500 and 4 others like this.
Page 2228 of 8094
Register FREE to Reply!

Products Discussed in

Rough Country BA2 Running Boards for Toyota Tundra CrewMax (2022-2025) - Wide 5" Non-Slip Side Steps
$379.95
APS Black Running Boards Style Compatible with Toyota Tundra 2022-2025 CrewMax (Nerf Bars Side Steps Side Bars)
$230.95
Chill Guy Meme T-Shirt
$13.97
Plano Storage Trunk - 108 Quart w/ Wheels (1819) - Hunter Green
$34.97
Spidertrax WHS023 Wheel Spacer Kit
$175.99
Casina Rossa Fennel & Salt, 3.5 oz. Jar
$18.91
501 Spanish Verbs: Fully Conjugated in All the Tenses and Moods in a New Easy-To-Learn Format (English and Spanish Edition)
$24.50
BVYY Spy Camera 1080P WiFi Hidden Camera Wireless Indoor Secret Cameras Mini Nanny Spy Cam Home Security Surveillance Cameras Micro Small Monitor Video Cam with Motion Detection App Control
$18.98
Plantronics - Voyager 5200 UC (Poly) - Bluetooth Single-Ear (Monaural) Headset - USB-A Compatible to connect to your PC and/or Mac - Works with Teams, Zoom & more - Noise Canceling
$76.98
Blackstone 5013 Collapsible 17” and 22” Tabletop Griddle Stand with Adjustable Legs and a Removable Side Shelf, Powder Coated Steel, Black
$97.00
Amazon Basic Care Stool Softener Laxative, Docusate Sodium 100 mg, Softgels, For Constipation Relief, 100 Count
$3.59
SUNAPEX 12V Solar Trickle Charger for Boat Battery Solar Battery Charger 12 Volt Waterproof 8W Solar Battery Maintainer for Car Truck Boat RV Motorcycle Marine Trailer Battery
$39.99
Liliful 59" Blow up Doll Inflatable Bachelors Party Accessories Halloween Party Props Decoration Judy Doll
$16.98
I'd Rather Be Riding My Horse License Plate Frame Animal for Car Decorative Parts License Plate for Standard Us Canada License Plate Holder 12x6"
$13.99
Crossdresser Thong Panty Camel Toe Hiding Gaff Shaping Boxers Brief for Men Underwear for Crossdresser Transgender
$16.98
CKAuto Universal Tire Repair Kit, Heavy Duty Car Emergency Tool Kit for Flat Tire Puncture Repair, 36 Pcs Value Pack, Tire Plug Kit fit for Autos, Cars, Motorcycles, Trucks, RVs, etc.
$19.98
Alcohol Refractometer for Spirit Alcohol Volume Percent Measurement with Automatic Temperature Compensation (ATC), Range 0-80% v/v.
$18.98
NOW Foods Supplements, Vitamin C Crystals (Ascorbic Acid) Powder , Antioxidant Protection*, 8-Ounce
$9.15
Apple 2024 Mac Mini Desktop Computer with M4 chip with 10‑core CPU and 10‑core GPU: Built for Apple Intelligence, 16GB Unified Memory, 256GB SSD Storage, Gigabit Ethernet. Works with iPhone/iPad
$569.00
LockNFlate Tire Inflator Adapter 1/4 NPT (m) to Schrader Valve (m), Made in the USA, Brass, Upgrade the air chuck on any tire inflator, air compressor, or air hose.
$9.99
LockNFlate Locking Air Chuck - Six Steel Jaws Lock onto Any tire Valve - Won't Leak or pop Off - Rated to 150 PSI - Closed Flow
$39.99
Audew/EPAuto/AstroAI/JACO/DBPOWER/Mbrain Car Tire Inflator - Rubber Hose, Self-Locking Air Chuck, Standard Tire Valve, Fine Thread for 0.305" x32TPI Air Compressor Pump
$7.59
Duracell Coppertop AA Batteries with Power Boost Ingredients, 20 Count Pack Double A Battery with Long-lasting Power, Alkaline AA Battery for Household and Office Devices
$17.69
OMEO Full Rayon Bamboo Fiber Pillow Memory Foam Body Pillow for Side Sleeper, Huggable Long Body Pillow for Adults with Washable Pillowcase with Zipper, 20x54"
$33.99
PETNF Dog Dryer for Pet Grooming, Dog Hair Dryer Blower Dog Blow Dryer High Velocity Air Forced Blow Dryer for Large Dogs,Noise Reduction Pet Hair Dryer 3.2HP Adjustable Speed Temp Dogs Grooming Bath
$79.88
FURminator Undercoat Deshedding Tool for Dogs, Deshedding Brush for Dogs, Removes Loose Hair and Combats Dog Shedding
$35.25
Hertzko Self Cleaning Slicker Brush for Dogs and Cats - Pet Hair Brush for Shedding Long and Short Hair - Easy Clean Retractable Bristles - Cat and Dog Grooming Tool - Purple
$14.99
CarLashes® for Toyota RAV4 (2006–Present) - Car Eyelashes - Classic Black
$29.99
2Pcs Stainless Steel Smoker Box for Grill Barbecue Wood Chip Holder Charcoal Grill Smoker BBQ Smoker Accessories
$13.99
Snow Joe SJBLZD LED Illum n Broom LED Lighted 4 in 1 Snow Brush and Ice Scraper
$39.99
Ultimate Ears Boom 4 Portable Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker with 360-Degree, Bold, Immersive, Crystal-Clear Sound, Floating Speaker with 15-Hour Battery and 147ft (45m) Range - Black
$126.99
Seven Devils, Tennessee
$2.99
12 Disc Highly Reflective Owl Bird Scare, Extra Sparkly Owl Wind Spinner Outdoor Garden Decor, Bird Devices Deterrent to Scare Birds Squirrels Away for Yard Patio Farm
$25.99
UBUMO Men's Flip Flop Socks Tabi Split Toe Geta Wicking Cotton Pack of 4 Color 13 (No Show Style)
$16.98
iliD Smart Bidet Toilet Seat, Electric Elongated Ecoseat with Four Cleaning Modes, Adjustable Angle and Pressure, Remote Control, Slow Close Lid, Easy Installation, 2 Year Warranty
$249.99
Anker SOLIX C1000 Portable Power Station with 200W Solar Panel, 1800W Solar Generator, 1056wh LFP (LiFePO4) Battery, 6 AC Outlets, Up to 2400W for Home, Power Outages, and Outdoor Camping
$1,299.00
Jackery Solar Generator 1000 v2 with 200W Solar Panel,1070Wh Portable Power Station LiFePO4 Battery,1500W AC/100W USB-C Output, 1Hr Fast Charge for Outdoor,Off-Grid Living,RV,Emergency
$699.00
LUBA 2 AWD 3000H Robot Lawn Mower, Perimeter Wire Free Vision Robotic Lawnmower for 0.75 Acre Lawn, Cut Height 2.2"-4.0", 80% Slope, APP Control Compatible with Alexa, All-Wheel Drive, Anti-Theft
$2,499.00
Amazon Elements Chelated Magnesium 270mg 240 Tablets
$15.07
Equal-i-zer 4-Point Sway Control & Weight Distribution Hitch, 1200/12000 lbs, 90-00-1269, Includes Standard Hitch Shank & Pre-Installed Hitch Ball, Black
$799.00
VIENNA SPORT PEPPERS FOR CHICAGO DOGS 12 OZ
$19.69
AncestryDNA Genetic Test Kit: Personalized Genetic Results, DNA Ethnicity Test, Origins & Ethnicities, Complete DNA Test
$39.00
To Top