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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:10 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Passenger front window busted out
     
  2. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:15 PM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Damn! Break in?
     
  3. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:21 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Damn. Sorry to see/hear that. I HATE thieves!!
     
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  4. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:21 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I'm assuming...im out of town in my t100 wife used tundra to get to work cause her oldest son truck is messed up so he using her car she got out from work n saw glass on ground nothing was taken sides i have nothing but 2 flashlights n those weren't taken either
     
  5. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:23 PM
    #6455
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Found a guy coming out tomorrow morning 8am 250$
     
  6. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:24 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Wife parking back of house tonight
     
  7. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:25 PM
    #6457
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Me too Sean I HATE THIEVES
     
  8. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:26 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Wife called me crying bad she was sooo scared to call me to let me know i told her calm down lol
     
  9. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:28 PM
    #6459
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Told her to sleep in truck tonight with shotgun
     
  10. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:28 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Lol..I can see mine doing the same thing. Although a different scenario, back when she was pregos with our first, she literally backed her Corolla from the garage into my Durango that was parked on the driveway. She called me when she was around 15 mins away from the house haha
     
  11. Mar 13, 2017 at 6:30 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Too funny
     
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  12. Mar 13, 2017 at 8:31 PM
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    Achuop

    Achuop Stormtrooper 5.7

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    TRD Pro grill, Magna Flow Exhaust, 3/2 leveling kit, TRD sway bar, black out emblems, Bakflip G2 cover, 20” ProComp wheels and Tires and lots of love and affection.
    First attempt at fish ceviche and the wife loved it. She usually don't eat seafood but she will eat a good ceviche.

    IMG_1759.jpg
     
  13. Mar 13, 2017 at 8:31 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    My wife is Peruvian and loves making Ceviche!
     
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  14. Mar 13, 2017 at 8:33 PM
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    Achuop

    Achuop Stormtrooper 5.7

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    My wife is a Latina and I'm Asian. She was impressed.
     
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  15. Mar 13, 2017 at 8:42 PM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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  16. Mar 13, 2017 at 8:43 PM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Lol reminds me of my wife backing into my brand new 2007 Tacoma early on in our dating. She said she would buy me a new bumper so I married her so I could get that bumper. Still waiting.
     
  17. Mar 14, 2017 at 2:51 AM
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    Thegr8punkin

    Thegr8punkin A G.D.M/Sofa King Cool/COTJ's dreamboat

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    :woot: 985d2c106de5c0ec66dd8c8095f635e9_614c4e46d6a55602699adf03707960bbcd338c0b.jpg currently how I'm riding around :burnrubber:
     
  18. Mar 14, 2017 at 4:31 PM
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    ReCKzX

    ReCKzX New Member

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    New shoes came in today!

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  19. Mar 14, 2017 at 4:40 PM
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    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    This makes my man parts tingle
     
  20. Mar 14, 2017 at 4:52 PM
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    209TRDPRO

    209TRDPRO New Member

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    Just lights for now

    Wait...wait....hold on sec....how did we go from broken windows (sux bro) to ceviche? (looks good btw).....
     
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  21. Mar 14, 2017 at 4:55 PM
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    TheBeast The Beach

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    MEAT ! is what's for dinner...:benchpress:

    I count 5 ....:spy::spy:
     
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  22. Mar 14, 2017 at 6:09 PM
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    Quartermeter New Member

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    FOX 2.0 REARS, OME FRONTS FIRESTONE AIR BAGS RCI SKID PLATE
    Love that 8 ft long bed.....
     
  23. Mar 14, 2017 at 6:18 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Kids kicking it old school.

     
  24. Mar 14, 2017 at 6:18 PM
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    Hattori

    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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    Me.......
    That's what im talking about!
     
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  25. Mar 14, 2017 at 6:44 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    And they suck at it! New games, pros. These, have no clue what to do LOL!
     
  26. Mar 14, 2017 at 7:13 PM
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    PR_02 New Member

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    Hit my brother in laws Lexus LS460L in the open garage!! A garage is so much bigger when your home is for sale. I still have one more month. I think I have time to detail the truck again

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  27. Mar 14, 2017 at 7:21 PM
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    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    Oh man that's new technology to me lol
    All they need is pac man :thumbsup:
     
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  28. Mar 15, 2017 at 8:34 AM
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    Hattori

    Hattori STOP SHIMMING COILOVERS!!!!

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    Me.......
  29. Mar 15, 2017 at 12:59 PM
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    Netmonkey

    Netmonkey Don't be a Dumbass

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    Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.... :giddy: :)

     
  30. Mar 15, 2017 at 1:10 PM
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    Netmonkey

    Netmonkey Don't be a Dumbass

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    These were on backorder. I have been waiting 4 weeks for this to come in. Now to wait until Saturday to install :)
     

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