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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 1, 2018 at 9:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Answer must be in a form of a question
     
  2. Oct 1, 2018 at 9:15 PM
    T-Rex266

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    5-6th band-aid just today. Wife is a previous delivery nurse and said it needs a stitch. Fuck that
     
  3. Oct 1, 2018 at 9:16 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Staple it!!!!
     
  4. Oct 1, 2018 at 9:17 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  5. Oct 1, 2018 at 10:02 PM
    BB Stacker

    BB Stacker New Member

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    I live in California where we can't have straws, much less modded AK's!
     
  6. Oct 1, 2018 at 10:28 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    lmmfao!
     
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  7. Oct 1, 2018 at 10:30 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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  8. Oct 1, 2018 at 10:55 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    I know !
     
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  9. Oct 1, 2018 at 11:47 PM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    Nothing good, just rebuilding the carburetor on my pressure washer, then going to build a duplex dog house for my two hounds Lolly and Polly, but first I have to build my daughter a cat fort with a scratch pole for her bitchy/spoiled cat Dottie!

    Other then that I’m just a watching the river flow! :thumbsup: :cheers:

    How’s the birdie finger doing!
     
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  10. Oct 1, 2018 at 11:49 PM
    Spvrtan

    Spvrtan Amateur fabricator

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  11. Oct 2, 2018 at 12:42 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  12. Oct 2, 2018 at 1:27 AM
    Leo's first

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  13. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I got it you have RED BULL under there??
    :rofl::rofl:
     
  14. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:40 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  15. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
  16. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
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  17. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  18. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:50 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    good morning amigo
     
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  19. Oct 2, 2018 at 2:52 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ali!
     
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  20. Oct 2, 2018 at 3:43 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Bryan. :wave:
     
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  21. Oct 2, 2018 at 3:44 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Mike. :wave:
     
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  22. Oct 2, 2018 at 3:44 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Ali. :wave:
     
  23. Oct 2, 2018 at 3:45 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all. :wave:
    Looks like the rain has stopped.
    Have a great/safe day.
     
  24. Oct 2, 2018 at 4:11 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Tundra Crew
    Freaking traffic you’d think it’s fucking snowing 2 hrs 34 miles :facepalm:
    Everyone have a good day
     
  25. Oct 2, 2018 at 4:18 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Morning everyone! Last day of work! :yes:

    12hours than home time!
     
  26. Oct 2, 2018 at 4:41 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Morning all.
    images_5c2826f967b67fb41e390fbea2dce44137410ab2.jpg
     
  27. Oct 2, 2018 at 4:43 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Took a week off the gym. Back at it this AM. Felt good!:benchpress:
     
  28. Oct 2, 2018 at 5:10 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Mornin' all. Early bird gets the worm. But worms are gross so if that's the prize I'm going back to bed.
     
  29. Oct 2, 2018 at 5:18 AM
    Trooper2

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    @smslavin I hope you enjoy a little humor :)

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2018
  30. Oct 2, 2018 at 5:24 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Raff!
     
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