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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 27, 2018 at 2:55 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ron!
     
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  2. Sep 27, 2018 at 2:56 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Wake, wakey. Time for eggs and bacy. Well maybe not for me, it lunch time.
    Get to clean antennas and pull maintenance on them today. Hot!
     
  3. Sep 27, 2018 at 2:58 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Morning everyone....on lunch about to head back in....I want to throat punch people BAD tonight
     
  4. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:01 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    2 hours for me....heading in to finish the night
     
  5. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:01 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Someone Is feeling better today.

    Good morning, Ms. Sunshine!
     
  6. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:03 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    12 or 13 more for me. Catching up on all of the things the previous cat didn't do. Which is all of it!
     
  7. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:08 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Calibrated Power 5 Tune pack, Allison 1000 tune, PPE deep trans pan, Cold/Hot CAC pipes, Banks CAI, PCV reroute, resonator delete, S&B 62 gal fuel tank, B&W GN hitch
    Dammit, you are gonna beat me home.
     
  8. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:09 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Any word on your truck yet Pat?
     
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  9. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:15 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Here's a copy and paste from an email I got last week. This kid, Justin is all over it. They give me a weekly status and in between status reports. I should be getting one today from them.

    Hey Mr. Happy Uncle,
    Both of your vehicles are in the refinish stage. Still waiting on the topper for the Tacoma and the glass and third break light for your topper on the tundra. Those are expected to be in this coming week. Once vehicle is out of refinish it will take a few days to reassemble then detail. I will give you another update once it is out of refinish and being put back together. Thanks



    Justin
     
  10. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:18 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Wow, sounds like a really good shop. Even used Mister....impressed.
     
  11. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:21 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I see what you did there. Yuck it up. Vengeance is better when it's not expected!
     
  12. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:22 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    It was for your own good. I can change it back?
     
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  13. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:24 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I am curious as to who was in cahoots with @T-Rex266. Then I can plan accordingly! Leave it for now.
     
  14. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:28 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Oh there is only one person that can change user names...but they do take bribes. I heard coffee gift cards work wonders.

    I thought you were talking about the email you were sent and I changed your last name to Happy Uncle in the Quote.
     
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  15. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:32 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Got it, thanks. Little hard to bribe from where I am currently.
    I suspect a white truck driver!
     
  16. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:35 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Well that narrows it down. LOL
     
  17. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:37 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Yep, it's all I got for now.
     
  18. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  19. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:41 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Chris!
     
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  20. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:43 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Good Morning Bryan and Tundra Crew.

    Quiet night over here.
     
  21. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:43 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Oh they will. I know we don't put up with that crap, and I'm sure your company doesn't.
     
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  22. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:45 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Calibrated Power 5 Tune pack, Allison 1000 tune, PPE deep trans pan, Cold/Hot CAC pipes, Banks CAI, PCV reroute, resonator delete, S&B 62 gal fuel tank, B&W GN hitch
    In other news, my brother was telling me last night "40 rail cars derail"

    I guess his profit sharing check just went out the window.
     
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  23. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:53 AM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Bryan
     
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  24. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:54 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    G’day Tundra peoples
     
  25. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:55 AM
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    Good afternoon Pat
     
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  26. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
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  27. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Good morning all! :yawn:
     
  28. Sep 27, 2018 at 3:59 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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  29. Sep 27, 2018 at 4:00 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Raff!
     
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  30. Sep 27, 2018 at 4:01 AM
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    Good morning Ron

    Good morning Bree

    Good morning Chris

    G’day to you Alfie
     

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