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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 20, 2018 at 6:15 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kacie!
     
  2. Sep 20, 2018 at 6:15 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Patch!
     
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  3. Sep 20, 2018 at 6:40 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    20180919_220652.jpg
    ;););):fingerscrossed:
     
  4. Sep 20, 2018 at 6:43 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So at work it was decided by some friends that I'm either going to be the crazy lady on the street, a nun or I'll end up dating whoever breaks into my house
     
  5. Sep 20, 2018 at 6:46 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Good morning Tundras!

    Good morning Mike! Thirsty Thursdays have gotten better with Thursday night football! :thumbsup:
     
  6. Sep 20, 2018 at 6:57 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    I'll look
     
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  7. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:01 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :thumbsup:
     
  8. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:17 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    They didn't say crazy cat lady. They underestimate your potential :rofl:
     
  9. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:18 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    1537453117398-1364632619.jpg
     
  10. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:20 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Anyone do this? 1537453202536-301513749.jpg
    I'm at 61k shud I?
     
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  11. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:30 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Got it
     
  12. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:33 AM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Some Mods :) See build thread for details
    They even give out your personal info. I saw an add today for a shirt for my birth month and year on my news feed as a targeted ad.
     
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  13. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:36 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    1537454139208673355832.jpg
    Pitched a tent! Wrong color though

    $59k
     
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  14. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:37 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  15. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:37 AM
    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Nice scoop
     
  16. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:49 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  17. Sep 20, 2018 at 7:52 AM
    porkitt

    porkitt New Member

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    No way you're switching to a White Tundy! But maybe you have an underlying fascination for White Tundy's that you're not admitting to. :boink::rofl:
     
  18. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:01 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Crazy dog and rabbit lady lol
     
  19. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:07 AM
    porkitt

    porkitt New Member

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    [​IMG]

    The White Tundys...there's always room for a new member! :crapstorm::crapstorm::crapstorm:

    @ARamirez73 Just bustin's chops broski
     
  20. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:12 AM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  21. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:17 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    A TSA Agent got to second base with me at Dallas Love Field around 5:30am today. Wife got a little jealous. I'm debating on filling sexual assault charges. His hands stuck around my scrotum a little too long for my comfort level.
     
  22. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:30 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  23. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:31 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    You prolly to afraid to admit you secretly liked it :devil:
     
  24. Sep 20, 2018 at 8:32 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    The piegon lady from home alone 2
     
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  25. Sep 20, 2018 at 9:08 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Was this the service truck? :D
     
  26. Sep 20, 2018 at 9:10 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek::rofl:
     
  27. Sep 20, 2018 at 9:15 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl: it's a PRO white HO, I pitched a tent....














    Cause it's a PRO:devil:
     
  28. Sep 20, 2018 at 9:42 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I don't have FB either. Sorry homie, you are not that unique :rofl:
     
  29. Sep 20, 2018 at 9:53 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Never been on FB either always thought I was unique though
    I am very supposed at how many of you aren’t on
     
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  30. Sep 20, 2018 at 10:03 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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