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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:31 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    6 hours after the car wash. Fuck that bird in the ass with a cactus.

    bird shit.jpg
     
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  2. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  3. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:41 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lmao! That sucks! Start eating scrambled eggs outside your house and show does birds what your capable of!
     
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  4. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:47 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::eek: wow that just sounds painful!:rofl:
     
  5. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:28 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Wonder if there pics or vid :devil:
     
  6. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:28 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    cal-exit landed in GA
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    A little this and that...Broke now

    eb2b891101035528d43e09ef90f75387.jpg
     
  7. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:28 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
  8. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:30 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    :headbang: Buford T....my man
     
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  9. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:35 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    My FB= kid photos and me to :popcorn: other peoples drama. I’ve met some close friends via FB- just like I have on TW and Tundras
     
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  10. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:39 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Good morning everyone from from the 9th circle of hell. The humidity is what sucks!
    Screenshot_20180920-073155_Weather.jpg
     
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  11. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:41 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What on Earth are you doing there?!?!? I just googled TS!
     
  12. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:43 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    Daaaaaaaaannnnnggggggg :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
  13. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:43 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    It's my turn to babysit our system for the next 3 months..I would be happy if I wasn't bi.......!
     
  14. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:44 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Pics my man!
     
  15. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:46 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I use enough Monkey Butt Power to bake biscuits.
    91-68LgeysL._SX355_.jpg
     
  16. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:47 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
  17. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:48 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Can't take pictures of my work site, but I will take a few here and there. They do have some really cool desert foxes here. Some really cool sunrises and sunsets.
     
  18. Sep 19, 2018 at 9:53 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :thumbsup:
     
  19. Sep 19, 2018 at 10:06 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    @Grumpy Uncle God I hope whatever you are doing is raining hellfire on some terrorist bastards
     
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  20. Sep 20, 2018 at 12:22 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    X2
     
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  21. Sep 20, 2018 at 12:23 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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  22. Sep 20, 2018 at 1:00 AM
    Spvrtan

    Spvrtan Amateur fabricator

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    Bumper is done and going to be mounted up tomorrow.

    20180920_002733.jpg
     
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  23. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:00 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Jim
    No prob here actually woke a little late gotta get ready and get out of here
    Have a good day
     
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  24. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jim!
     
  25. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:35 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  26. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
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  27. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  28. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:38 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Mike.:wave:
     
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  29. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:38 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Bryan :wave:
     
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  30. Sep 20, 2018 at 2:39 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Looks good. :thumbsup:
     
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