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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:07 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  2. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:07 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Should be good if you put it in something wet :D
     
  3. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:08 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  4. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:17 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    No discrimination here!!
     
  5. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:19 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Ladies would love him :D :devil:
     
  6. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:19 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :eek:
     
  7. Sep 19, 2018 at 2:24 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    F'n GINO !!!!!
    LMMFAO :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  8. Sep 19, 2018 at 3:09 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Anyone watching Mayan’s on FX???
     
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  9. Sep 19, 2018 at 4:51 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    You should have bought the Speed Queen set, Mr Money Bags.
     
  10. Sep 19, 2018 at 5:17 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Mrs happy with what we got, plus got extended warranty
     
  11. Sep 19, 2018 at 5:19 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Since it's growing you better stop rubbing it.
     
  12. Sep 19, 2018 at 5:21 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I have always been told if you hurt a finger soak it in cider! Lol
     
  13. Sep 19, 2018 at 5:25 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    I'd do whatever I could to keep that, including hitting it again when needed. Looks almost as effective as a white tundra for getting the right attention.
     
  14. Sep 19, 2018 at 5:55 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  15. Sep 19, 2018 at 5:56 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now

    ooooo ima check it out. thanx..I'm finishing up justified.
     
  16. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:00 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Just wrapped up a 12-course tasting menu at Nonesuch here in OKC. They were voted the best new restaurant in American by Bon Apetit magazine. Really wild flavors, combinations, textures and pairings. Apologies for the pic quality. It was pretty low light and the phone camera doesn't do well in low light (or I just suck at using it).

    http://projects.bonappetit.com/hot10/p/2

    Here was tonight's menu:

    20180919_190538[2].jpg CowsMilkCheeseRadishSpringFlower[1].jpg Sourdough_waffle_tomato_Italian_meat[1].jpg Pan_something_squash_pork_fat_cracker[1].jpg New_potato_egg_paddlefish_caviar[1].jpg Chicken_liver_mousse_tart[1].jpg Buttermilk_sorbet_with_roasted_fennel[1].jpg Oyster_mushroom_broth_mushroom_chive_tarragon_oil[1].jpg Foccacia_with_egg_mayo_sauce[1].jpg Bison_fillet_oatmeal[1].jpg Shortbread_cookie_peach_jam_tarragon_sorghum_tea[1].jpg Cantaloupe_sherbet[1].jpg Apple_curd_lemon_verbina_cream_with_vermouth_gel[1].jpg
     
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2018
  17. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:12 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    ToyTec BOSS Lift, FRAC, 18" Fuel Pump wheels, Nitto Ridge Grapplers
    Are you full?
     
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  18. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:18 PM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    micro food right on...
     
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  19. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:21 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  20. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:21 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Love it!
     
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  21. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:22 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I really liked Justified!
     
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  22. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:26 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Surprisingly yes! Each course was really small but they all added up, plus the time it took to go thru all of them made a difference too.
     
  23. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  24. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:29 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Uh oh
     
  25. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Long week at home and work. Long ass days. Light at the tunnel is 7 days away.
     
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  26. Sep 19, 2018 at 6:45 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I got called in today part-time 10-3, b off tomorrow n maybe Friday, Saturday head out for Sun to Sun railroad, I'm wore out
     
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  27. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:02 PM
    smslavin

    smslavin New Member

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    Some stuff
    Just at the gas station chatting with another Tundra. He asked me if I was on Facebook. I laughed. No. He looked at me funny then went on asking about the truck. Told me I should I get on some FB Tundra group. This place is hard enough to keep track of. :D

    Same thing a few days ago on my hike. Woman on the trail asked me if I was a photographer she follows on FB. No. She looked me like I was insane and told me I was wrong. Yes, i am one of the few people on the planet without FB and the world still revolves around the sun. Amazing.
     
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  28. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:08 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Right on man! Good for you! I never had FB and never will lol.
     
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  29. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    NSA and especially the industry called Big Data doesn't like you very much.
     
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  30. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:18 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    I run a few crews across the country. One of my techs told me the other day he was going to friend me on facebook then noticed I hadn't posted anything in over 2 years.
     
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