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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:00 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Canada Dry, not Seagrams. Seagrams will work just not as good.
     
  2. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:06 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Daaaaamn, I am jealous and happy for you!
     
  3. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:07 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    maxresdefault.jpg
     
  4. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:13 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I'm going to look at it tomorrow . it needs some work but I willing to do it
     
  5. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:14 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Gonna give to daughter or for yourself?
     
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  6. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:21 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    It'll be my toy. She can learn on it but she wants a taco
     
  7. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:22 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    31 years old, looks good in the pictures to me.
     
  8. Sep 15, 2018 at 4:23 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Damn kid and college!
     
  9. Sep 15, 2018 at 5:09 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Im ok with this.
     
  10. Sep 15, 2018 at 5:58 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Sep 15, 2018 at 7:56 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Heck yeah all the benefits and no nagging. Sounds kinda like a win win!
     
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  12. Sep 15, 2018 at 8:41 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    So... when's the last time either of you two got a call at three in the morning from some lesbian that was sexually frustrated?
    Because in all honesty, I never have. Not that I know a good many lesbians to begin with.
     
  13. Sep 15, 2018 at 9:00 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
  14. Sep 15, 2018 at 9:14 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Saturday June 15th, 2002 around 2am, was the last time.
     
  15. Sep 15, 2018 at 9:18 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    OKC, OK
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    Lost track after #1.
    ... wrong number?
     
  16. Sep 15, 2018 at 9:25 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lol. Nope
     
  17. Sep 15, 2018 at 9:30 PM
    DaBoro54

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    Leveling kit, 285/70R18 EXOs
    My brother is in Austin now. I am willing to come see him and work on trucks. lol
     
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
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  18. Sep 15, 2018 at 9:51 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Is this dude named Austin happy about that?
     
  19. Sep 15, 2018 at 11:11 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    A butt load of beer and cigars, this is all that's left.

    20180916_001011.jpg
     
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  20. Sep 15, 2018 at 11:42 PM
    Boosted4runner

    Boosted4runner Join the NRA please.

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    That’s super cool! :)
    Just out of curiosity, do the fisherman out there in OH (possibly spotted them in the background?) get pretty angry with the pleasure boaters once the weather turns nice? I do more fishing than pleasure, but see it from both sides and think it’s pretty funny how upset some peope around here get :)
     
  21. Sep 15, 2018 at 11:45 PM
    Boosted4runner

    Boosted4runner Join the NRA please.

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    I could never get my 6yr old son to kneeboard Lol, that’s pretty cool!
     
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  22. Sep 15, 2018 at 11:46 PM
    Boosted4runner

    Boosted4runner Join the NRA please.

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    My Saturday night after a long day

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  23. Sep 15, 2018 at 11:50 PM
    Boosted4runner

    Boosted4runner Join the NRA please.

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    It’s what’s inside that counts :)

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  24. Sep 15, 2018 at 11:56 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Only once...and it was midnight...and it was better than expected.
    Couch is empty...looks comfy
     
  25. Sep 16, 2018 at 12:06 AM
    Boosted4runner

    Boosted4runner Join the NRA please.

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    The wife just woke up over there and went to bed. I’d be right behind her if I did.
    I’m trying to enjoy my double Kentucky Mule before calling it a night lol

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    Last edited: Sep 16, 2018
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  26. Sep 16, 2018 at 1:45 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Umm...you can finish that when you get thirsty! But you gotta work up that thirst!
     
  27. Sep 16, 2018 at 2:20 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  28. Sep 16, 2018 at 2:20 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    SWEET
     
  29. Sep 16, 2018 at 2:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  30. Sep 16, 2018 at 2:36 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Yeah the they get a little butt hurt of it. Actually yesterday there where more fishing boats our than anything.
     

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