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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 10, 2018 at 8:18 AM
    jberry813

    jberry813 The Mad Scientist Staff Member

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    Metric shit ton of parts
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    Currently sitting in Denver airport.....
     
  2. Sep 10, 2018 at 8:52 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Probably :rofl:
     
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  3. Sep 10, 2018 at 8:54 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Bryan. :wave:
     
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  4. Sep 10, 2018 at 9:09 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Good morning Tundras. Back to work after nine days off. Don't want to be here...trying to clean up all the messes left by the sub RN who covered for me. But the Patriots won yesterday so I got that going for me...which is nice.
     
  5. Sep 10, 2018 at 9:26 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tim!
    Did you have any luck hunting?
     
  6. Sep 10, 2018 at 9:49 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    No luck yet. It's open country so difficult with a bow. It's also too dry for sneaking, we need rain badly. But good looking deer out there. Muzzleloader opens at the end of the month so should put more deer in my range.
     
  7. Sep 10, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: redneck af
     
  8. Sep 10, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Oh I'm aware....
     
  9. Sep 10, 2018 at 1:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Sep 10, 2018 at 1:48 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :popcorn:
     
  11. Sep 10, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Anyone know the difference between the two rinse options?

     
  12. Sep 10, 2018 at 3:21 PM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    The other one is for yellow water :eek:
     
  13. Sep 10, 2018 at 3:32 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Damn women drivers right?
     
  14. Sep 10, 2018 at 3:34 PM
    geno0506

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    How Bout them Cowboys, sorry my bad!

    I mean how bout them Patriots!
     
  15. Sep 10, 2018 at 3:34 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Spot free should be low pressure filtered treated water
    Edit: what Marty Mc Fly said
     
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  16. Sep 10, 2018 at 3:36 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :woot::woot:
     
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  17. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:01 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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  18. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:16 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lol, I know what spot free rinse is. The pressure and temp didn't seem any different b'n the white and yellow rinse.
     
  19. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:17 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Plus nobody I know got killed in south central LA,

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  20. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:27 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:

    No....Damn CUNT drivers
     
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  21. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:28 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    At least we can agree: FUCK THE JETS
     
  22. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:32 PM
    Marty McFly

    Marty McFly Nobody calls me chicken!! Except when off roading

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    I think one is called the R. Kelly rinse :rofl:
     
  23. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:55 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Just an FYI to everyone playing at home...
    When a woman calls another woman the "c" word, it's pretty much factual and can be used in a court of law as evidence.
     
  24. Sep 10, 2018 at 4:55 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  25. Sep 10, 2018 at 5:18 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    After being on Tacoma World for the past few days, it didn’t even phase me.
     
  26. Sep 11, 2018 at 2:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  27. Sep 11, 2018 at 3:14 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  28. Sep 11, 2018 at 3:15 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I wonder why the town are watering the hanging flower baskets this morning after it rained all day yesterday and last night...
     
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  29. Sep 11, 2018 at 3:25 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning all.

    Remember all those heroes who passed away 17 years ago today. :oldglory:

    Have a great/safe day.
     
  30. Sep 11, 2018 at 3:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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