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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:10 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Agreed
     
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  2. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:11 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I’d be bored working from home. I like the clowns I work with they keep me entertained
     
  3. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:38 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    I’m going on a walkabout, I’m bored.
     
  4. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:40 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  5. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:43 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Most people are out on summer friday. And there’s only so much Netflix I can watch all day at work
     
  6. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:46 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Porn hub. That will help kill 5 mins :D
     
  7. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  8. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:49 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    We do the same, but it’s because it’s legally required unless you’re paid overtime for it, and we try to keep that down as much as possible. Per the letter of the law, if a guy is on his lunch in our break room, and I need to ask him about something, I can’t. We still do, because that’s asinine, but that’s the rules.
     
  9. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:49 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Won’t load at work

    Firewalls

    :mad:
     
  10. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:51 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Use your phone. Use cell service vs office WiFi.
     
  11. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:52 PM
    T500

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    :rofl:
     
  12. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:54 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    This is especially beneficial for your coworkers as you can do it in the bathroom now.
     
  13. Jul 27, 2018 at 1:55 PM
    T500

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    :eek:
     
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  14. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:02 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    it should be "Employers are required to OFFER a lunch break." Employees may elect to decline the offered break.

    Freedom Bitches.
     
  15. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:04 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    might have to set on his hand for a few so it goes numb that way it feels like someone else is doing it!:D
     
  16. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    or use the wrong hand - "the stranger" :rofl:
     
  18. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:09 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Daymn.
     
  19. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:11 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Start it at 0:30.
     
  20. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:14 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Or a load of truck stuff. :rofl:
     
  21. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  22. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:16 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    I dont think i want to have THAT conversation with a coworker. :rofl:
     
  23. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:24 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Sooo... You tried, eh?

    You must work for a cell provider??

    Bunch of wankers... :crazy:
     
  24. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:27 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I forget. Why are drugs bad again?
     
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  25. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:29 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Because it will kill you, destroy your body/mind, and/or get you arrested. Depends on the drug. :D
     
  26. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:31 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Better than being a bunch of Yankers!:p
     
  27. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:31 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Nope. Just can't be on office WiFi if you want to avoid firewalls :anonymous:
     
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  28. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    With my truck habit, I could never afford ‘em anyway. :D
     
  29. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:36 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    So it’s OK to be a Yankee, but not a Yanker, or what? :anonymous:
     
  30. Jul 27, 2018 at 2:37 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    I don't want to think about what the withdrawals from this are gonna be like.
     
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