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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:47 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    If you squint, you almost see a nipple.
     
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  2. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:48 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    And Sis......
    Me and two sisters...;)
    :rofl:
     
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  3. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:50 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    That is one gigantic censored block. Color me envious.
     
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  4. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:51 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Who’s in Tampa, FL?
     
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  5. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:53 PM
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    But that’s the total opposite side of the country he’s going to be on lol
     
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  6. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:54 PM
    nystareshatrin

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    I have lived there
     
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  7. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:54 PM
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    That would be awesome
     
  8. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:58 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Jul 18, 2018 at 6:59 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  10. Jul 18, 2018 at 7:00 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Or Hilton Head, SC.
     
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  11. Jul 18, 2018 at 7:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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  12. Jul 18, 2018 at 7:48 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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  13. Jul 18, 2018 at 7:50 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    How about Oregon coast...perfect way to beat the summer heat with fantastic views
     
  14. Jul 18, 2018 at 7:51 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    Sure!
     
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  15. Jul 18, 2018 at 7:54 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Won the first game. Garaunteed 3rd place. Waiting on next game to see if we make it to the championship games.
     
  16. Jul 18, 2018 at 8:29 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    Hope your not drinking what it says on the side of the cup! Headache in a can and then shit through a screen door.
     
  17. Jul 18, 2018 at 8:33 PM
    buckeyes1975

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    On who?:devil:
     
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  18. Jul 18, 2018 at 8:42 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Nope. Only cups they had. Beer was Wassachutes; blueberry. False advertising on the flavor.
     
  19. Jul 18, 2018 at 8:47 PM
    buckeyes1975

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    Good! Yeah had a couple of those missing the flavor advertised.
     
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  20. Jul 18, 2018 at 9:50 PM
    jewsNbrews

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    We lost. 3rd place. Only teams we lost to are the 1 & 2 placed teams
     
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    You forgot to turn your flash off. ;):eek::D
     
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  22. Jul 19, 2018 at 12:56 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I was TDY there for almost a year
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek:
     
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  24. Jul 19, 2018 at 2:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
  25. Jul 19, 2018 at 2:52 AM
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  26. Jul 19, 2018 at 3:40 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Lol Good morning Kevin!
     
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    buckeyes1975

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    Morning Bryan!
     
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    Good morning. Rough evening last night. My daughters were on the way to a concert, and got in an accident. For whatever reason, my daughter ran a red light, and another car hit them.
    Luckily it was pretty low speed. (Driving in downtown Houston). Everyone is ok thankfully. Airbags deployed on their side and knocked the hell out of them.
    My older girl has pretty bad bruising on her face and shoulder. Younger one lost hearing on one side from the sound of the airbag going off in the side of her face.
    ER doctor said her hearing should return in a day or two, that her eardrum wasn’t ruptured. Two of their friends were with them, they were both fine.
    They were in my older girl’s Honda Fit. I haven’t seen the damage to it. It was towed before I got there.
    My daughter isn’t sure how she missed the light. Wasn’t looking at her phone or anything. All I can guess was she was trying to figure out where she was going since she hadn’t driven downtown before.

    This was the first time I’d let them make a trip like that on their own. I’ve always driven them before. Should have taken them myself like usual.
     
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  29. Jul 19, 2018 at 3:52 AM
    buckeyes1975

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    Glad everyone's ok with minimal injuries.
     
  30. Jul 19, 2018 at 4:31 AM
    HecticEnergy

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    Glad everyone is ok!

    Nothing you can do to prevent that accident now! She was licensed to drive. You’ve gotta cut the cord sometime: I understand the impulse to blame your self, but from my perspective your not at fault. Maybe instead of driving them around down town, have them drive so next time they’ll be more comfortable getting around by themselves? Also, I’d have a chat with her about what she may have done differently to avoid the accident, not a lecture, just a friendly conversation. Not telling you what to do, just sharing some thoughts :)

    Teenagers get into accidents. That’s why their insurance is so expensive. I totaled a truck (19), a car (23), and a motorcycle (20). I also had a ton of fender benders and laid down a few different motorcycles. Shit happens, but it can get chalked up to being part of the learning curve.

    Front passenger is my co pilot / navigator. Responsible for giving directions on where we’re headed if I have questions, playing my music, distributing snacks... everything I can delegate so I can focus just on driving without the extra distractions. I’ll even have them answer my phone if it seems important. (I don’t fiddle with my phone in the car and the only calls I generally take while driving is from my wife or work.)

    Even if your girls were screwing around causing them to miss the light (not saying she was) they hopefully learned a lesson the hard way. I’m sure she’ll be more cautious next time. Just thankful everyone came out ok!! (I’m assuming the occupants of the other vehicle are safe as well?)

    Hope today is a great day! You get more time to enjoy your kids! You never know what could happen in the next moment.
     

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