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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:17 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    How many cans to cover all of these SLOW WHITE Tundras? LolIMG_20180703_141239487.jpg
    And yes those where ALL cable TV trucks!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  2. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:21 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Not it isn’t. It’s well known that she prefers black trucks, that’s all :D
     
  3. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:22 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    The trailer can take it! Glad it missed the truck!!
     
  4. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:23 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What's up my Boy!
     
  5. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:28 AM
    nystareshatrin

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    Smh... @4x4_Angel i believe a throat punch is in order to get that memory going
     
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  6. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:29 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Wife sees me going gung ho with truck mods... now she’s talking about getting a few upgrades.... she’s :jellydance:? :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Close call
     
  8. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:33 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Holy crap !
     
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  9. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:34 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    What the hell is a threat punch?:rofl:
     
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  10. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:35 AM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    It’s like a throat punch... but a lot more fist shaking and a bigger wind up.... how do you not know? :rofl:
     
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  11. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:38 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  12. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:39 AM
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    nystareshatrin New Member

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    fixed it lol
     
  13. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:40 AM
    nystareshatrin

    nystareshatrin New Member

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    Exactly. Glad someone understood lol
     
  14. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:42 AM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Holy crap is right. I got outta work early and the wife was home for lunch and she was parked exactly where that branch sits.
     
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  15. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:48 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    15306436528641529732155.jpg
    Yes! Scott Pilgram vs. the World
     
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  16. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:56 AM
    geno0506

    geno0506 New Member

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    Nada
     
  17. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:56 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Couple years ago I seen a branch fall on neighbors car, took out back glass,then the branch snapped and took out windshield. Not a pretty site
     
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  18. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:57 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You will never see that many MGM for sale........ because everyone wants MGM:D
     
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  19. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:57 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    ...I need a garage...to many horror stories of shit falling.
     
  20. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:58 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Oh poop!
     
  21. Jul 3, 2018 at 11:58 AM
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    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Oh shit... the sky is falling?!

    ... I am not prepared...
     
  22. Jul 3, 2018 at 12:08 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    RUN !!!!!
     
  23. Jul 3, 2018 at 12:23 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    WITAF is more like it. (What In The Actual F___k)

    That’s brutal man. I hope for your sake that something good comes out of all that, but crappy deal.
     
  24. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:02 PM
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    cjmay13 New Member

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    Look what came in on the truck today at work!

    IMG_20180703_143315860.jpg
     
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  25. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:08 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lunch !!
     
  26. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yum
     
  27. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:21 PM
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    geno0506 New Member

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  28. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:22 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    4th BBQ at work...free lunch! IMG_20180703_132117_01.jpg
     
  29. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:24 PM
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    geno0506 New Member

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    FREE has to be one of the best words out there!

     
  30. Jul 3, 2018 at 1:37 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    If it's free it's me!
     

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