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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:30 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Mustard based with pork is the shiznit IMO
     
  2. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    No sir
     
  3. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    trollops???
     
  4. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    it's a drive sir!!!
     
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  5. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:31 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Thought you made bad ass no hair pies and zucchini lasagna?
     
  6. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:32 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Useless sluts to put it politely
     
  7. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:32 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Thanks!
     
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  8. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:32 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    like I said....my kids don't complain....that is all I cook for
     
  9. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:34 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    You need a white Tundra :burnrubber:
     
  10. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:34 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Then that’s all that matters
     
  11. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:35 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    Appetizers? Holy mother of god :eek2:
     
  12. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:35 PM
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    She’d get there 7 days later

    :boink:
     
  13. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:36 PM
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    More like 7 days in the future
     
  14. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:36 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Lol shes taking to long so the wings it is

    20180629_203601.jpg
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  16. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:39 PM
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    Cilantro lime?
     
  17. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:50 PM
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  18. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  19. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:52 PM
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    nice gonna remember that! I'll use it in the jail.....just like I use Floppy
     
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    I usually smoke a good 5lbs and try to do about 3 diff flavors at the end. So they all get a good smoke flavor and then I'll add a cilantro lime, honey ginger and usually a butter with buffalo sauce
     
  21. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:53 PM
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    I'm good unless you buying me a new truck
     
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    I want to learn how to grill and smoke though I don't know how to do either. Only thing I know about both is you don't want to dry out the meat....
     
  23. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:54 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: :thumbsup:
     
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    o_Oo_Oo_O
     
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    :eek2::eek2::eek2:
     
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    o_O
     
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    Everyone likes it wet.....wetter the better! :anonymous: :D
     
  28. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:55 PM
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    :smack:
     
  29. Jun 29, 2018 at 6:56 PM
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    TRUTH!!!!
     
  30. Jun 29, 2018 at 7:00 PM
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