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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 11, 2016 at 8:01 AM
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    Bob

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  2. Sep 11, 2016 at 8:02 AM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Going for my C.C. today. :cool: IMAG1912.jpg
     
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  3. Sep 11, 2016 at 8:28 AM
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    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    1st thing I saw was a bottle sitting there. LOL
     
  4. Sep 11, 2016 at 10:13 AM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Tundra in the phillipenes
    image.jpg
     
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  5. Sep 11, 2016 at 11:00 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    ^^ Good comparison how I look next to my truck as it is
     
  6. Sep 11, 2016 at 11:46 AM
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    NMOKTundra

    NMOKTundra Mike Honcho

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    I hate my truck now
     
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  7. Sep 11, 2016 at 12:15 PM
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    TruckyTruck

    TruckyTruck Dumbest Username

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    I wonder how he gets in...
     
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  8. Sep 11, 2016 at 12:25 PM
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    Tracker

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    Iv been to the Philippines, theres not alot of room to maneuver that thing
     
  9. Sep 11, 2016 at 2:52 PM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Yay!!!!!IMAG1913.jpg
     
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  10. Sep 11, 2016 at 3:01 PM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Got cocky with some head shots, 96.7 out of a possible 100. I will take that.IMG_1078.jpg
     
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  11. Sep 11, 2016 at 3:35 PM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Yes indeed sir
     
  12. Sep 11, 2016 at 4:59 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Overcompensating much?
     
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  13. Sep 11, 2016 at 5:32 PM
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    Relentless

    Relentless Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Almost got stuck. Started backing down and then checked to make sure I could get back up. Good thing I didn't go father

     
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  14. Sep 11, 2016 at 5:32 PM
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    Relentless

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    Sticky clay right under the dry surface

     
  15. Sep 11, 2016 at 5:54 PM
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    Relentless

    Relentless Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Just a few, more to come
    Clean now!

     
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  16. Sep 11, 2016 at 6:14 PM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Trucky, that would be via pole vault
     
  17. Sep 12, 2016 at 7:35 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Spotted in SLC, UT

     
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  18. Sep 13, 2016 at 9:22 AM
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    zcarpenter92

    zcarpenter92 Yotas and Yellow Jackets

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    In sig
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    Saw this rarity at Bomgaars today. Down here in BFE it's not often you see Tundras at all (Burlington CO is pretty much Ford and Chevy territory), let alone a RCSB. The guy driving it said he has enough room behind the seats to stick a small toolbox back there.
     
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  19. Sep 13, 2016 at 11:25 AM
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    Wynnded

    Wynnded What MPG...

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    There's enough room behind the seats to hide a body.
     
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  20. Sep 13, 2016 at 11:55 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

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    Just did something embarrassingly stupid just now. Was walking to my truck from the store to the parking at your local Wally World. Or so I thought was my truck. Super White CM, black rims, tinted windows. Saw it from a distance and walked up to it. Looked at the bed and noticed my TRD stickers were gone. Freaked out! Then realized it wasn't mine and had to walk 15 feet the other way to where I had actually parked. Had to laugh to myself. Damn these other people with their good choice of getting a white CM!!! :rofl:

    Anyone else that has happened to or am I the only dumb one that didn't recognize which truck was mine? LOL
     
  21. Sep 13, 2016 at 12:50 PM
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    BlueFalconActual

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    Happened to me at the line-x shop when I was getting it sprayed. They said it would take 2-3 hours so I dropped it off and grabbed some lunch. When I drove back to the shop, I saw an IDENTICAL truck out in front and figured they just finished it really early. I was really confused when my spare set of keys wasn't opening it up when the owner came barging out of the store all pissed off that I was dicking around with his truck. I apologized and explained the situation and we both had a good laugh.
     
  22. Sep 13, 2016 at 12:57 PM
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    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    That's a good looking truck!
     
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  23. Sep 13, 2016 at 1:07 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    Could have been much worse. You could have started flailing your arms in the air and yelling, "who stole my goddam TRD stickers!!!!"
     
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  24. Sep 13, 2016 at 1:08 PM
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    LOL. True.
     
  25. Sep 13, 2016 at 1:34 PM
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    I'm thinkin that would be an instant hit on Tundras.com lol.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    "Sir, how many people is this for?" -just 1 Look on his face was priceless

     
  27. Sep 13, 2016 at 6:53 PM
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    Normally I can chow down on some sushi, especially after living in Japan for 3 years but I just got back with the wife for an epic cheat meal at 5 Guys and the thought of food makes me want to hurl.
    Im sure Ill be salivating and craving sushi in about 3 hours from now because Im a secret fat kid.
     
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  28. Sep 13, 2016 at 6:58 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    5G burgers aren't that bad either. Their huge back of fries helps :)
     
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  29. Sep 14, 2016 at 7:07 AM
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    TNTundra08

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    And I thought I could put down some sushi. A place we have around here does 2 rolls for $5 so I get 3 rolls (36 pieces) for $15 and its quality too. You have like 40 something or more and I decided to stop counting lol not to mention the other two containers.

    #gainz, right? Haha
     
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  30. Sep 14, 2016 at 7:20 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    Gainzzzzzzzzzz

    When I travel for work, I don't eat as much. I ate that morning (spinach feta egg white wrap) and that was it. I was starving come evening time.
     

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