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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:43 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Can’t find shitknife
     
  2. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:44 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Screenshot_20180614-154334.jpg
     
  3. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:44 PM
    Brian0414

    Brian0414 Doomsday

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    - Winjet Black/Smoke Fiber Optic LED Tail Lights Bilstein 5100
    :rofl:
     
  4. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:45 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :D :anonymous:
     
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  5. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:45 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lol nope. Black beans
     
  6. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:47 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Screenshot_20180614-164622.jpg
     
  7. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:48 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Looks cold, way up north. No thanks
     
  8. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:49 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    I don't know how you Canadians/Alaskians do it...I freeze my ass off down here and it really isn't that cold. And the mosquitos. Only positive is the good hunting you have up there!
     
  9. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:50 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Hang on a minute, how did you get that?

    Damn PC iPhone
     
  10. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:55 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    I let the gps do the work then screen shot the bogus search. Com on man! Get with the times. Lmao
     
  11. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:58 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Screenshot_20180420-152451.jpg .....THAT BE WAY THE HELL UP NORTH !!...:eek:
     
  12. Jun 14, 2018 at 3:58 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    When you live in it your whole life you get used to it.
    However, every single local Ive talked to says that it never rains here......My experience so far says " that was a lie"...
     
  13. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:00 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    Hah. Not far enough!
    Im betting in a week or so the bugs will be able to take small dogs away though.
     
  14. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:04 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :eek::eek::eek:
     
  15. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:06 PM
    Albertaundra

    Albertaundra aka...IgnorantlyAlberta

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    Bone stock tundra...
    This is the furthest North Ive ever been. One of the most beautiful places Ive ever seen. Most friendly people ever. Went to do some seal hunting out here but the friend I made out there said the weather was looking bad.
    If an Inuit fellow says you dont wanna go out on the ice because a storm is near.....you fucken listen!Screenshot_20180614-170208.jpg
     
  16. Jun 14, 2018 at 4:53 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Those are refríes black beans
     
  17. Jun 14, 2018 at 5:53 PM
    Casper3

    Casper3 New Member

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    Came home to these tonight :woot:20180614_135114.jpg
     
  18. Jun 14, 2018 at 6:16 PM
    Casper3

    Casper3 New Member

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    So much for powder coating stock wheels and getting spacers. :spending:No regrets tho, these are sweet20180614_135356.jpg
     
  19. Jun 14, 2018 at 6:44 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    CROP THE SS:p
     
  20. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:08 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Your crazy rain sucks!!
     
  21. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Those will definitely look good!!
     
  22. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:19 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    I like those !!!
     
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  23. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:21 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    LED interior lights, Baja Designs foglights, Baja Designs S8 hood bulge light bar, LED bed lights, Baja Designs S8 amber bar in bumper on Rago Fab mounts, AMP Research bedstep, Switch Pros sp-9100, tinted door windows

    That's a good looking wheel. Nice color.
     
  24. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:26 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    These are going to look good but would look better if your truck was MGM!!:D :boink:
     
  25. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:33 PM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Noooooo
     
  26. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:34 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Love the rain
     
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    Casper3

    Casper3 New Member

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    :puke::crazy:
     
  28. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:41 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    You can have it. Wish it would always rain at night and just enough for things to grow. Rain during the day just sucks! Lol
     
  29. Jun 14, 2018 at 7:44 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Helps cool shit down here....


    this 100+ degree weather means major sun screen will be needed at the lake next week. I don't need my babies to burn
     
  30. Jun 14, 2018 at 8:10 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yep! More every day, caught some with my grand daughter this evening. Watch them on your finger and then wish them well as they fly off. :):thumbsup:
     

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