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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:32 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Prairie Dog hunting isn't nearly as much fun as Prairie Dog fishing. First, get a good deep sea rod and reel with plenty of line. Make sure you have about two feet of steel leader and a good treble hook. Bait it with bacon, Prairie Dogs are carniverous. They're also greedy. When you cast out into the middle of the village, the dogs will disappear for a while, but they can't resist the smell of bacon. Eventually, one of them venture out and grab the bait. Being the gredy little bugger that they are, he'll stuff it into his mouth and start running. Let him have plenty of line while he builds up a good head of steam. By the time he reaches full speed, he'll have swallowed it. Then, you set the brake and yank back on the pole. This'll pop him inside out and you have a nice fur lined mocassin.

    :crapstorm:;)
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  3. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:41 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I’ll keep that in mind :D

     
  5. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:43 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Ok...Fidel.......you win...............
     
  6. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:44 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :rofl:

    Was wondering if you got my drift!

    June 24th bud :cool:
     
  7. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:49 PM
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    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Damn dude that’s brutal! Creative, but I don’t think I would enjoy it. Pests yes, but I’d rather just shoot them.

    I caught a rat in a glue trap a couple months ago, and as much as I thought I was going to enjoy annihilating his stupid face, I felt bad. Empathy for his little life and family I guess.








    Nevertheless I bashed it on the side of the steps and threw him away. Get the ef outta my house! Then I caught it’s mate in a snap trap and finished off the little basterds.

     
  8. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:50 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Brown some fresh cubed pork, (ground is OK too), chop up (hot) Hatches, add a little chopped onion if you want, garlic. no tomatoes. Fresh ground black pepper. Some water..some flour... boil till it looks good. turn down to low heat for a few hours.....good to go.................
     
  9. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:50 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  10. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:51 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    ......................[​IMG] "Jose!!! Where are my f**king cigars???
     
  11. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:53 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I made some awesome Salsa Chicken this weekend.... huge hit with everyone! Flag i doubled the recipe because everyone went for seconds
     
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  12. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:58 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    That sounds good. Try it with green chile without the pork. Should be good. Pork green chili is great on omelets, burritos, as a dip, topping off car batteries, laying bricks, you name it!!
     
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  13. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:59 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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  14. Jun 5, 2018 at 8:59 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I definitely will!
     
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I’m 2.5 weeks
     
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    hahaha.jpg
    squirell.jpg
     
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    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Hells.....YA !!!!!!
     
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    SILVER!
     
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    fff.jpg
     
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    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Black first. ..Then Silver ...:D
     
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    :argue::duel:
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    That might actually feel good.....
     
  24. Jun 5, 2018 at 9:14 PM
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    ...I thought we were friends ?
     
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    Yes but why can't it be both? At the same time?
     
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    You LIKE it rough ...EHHH ??
     
  28. Jun 5, 2018 at 9:15 PM
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    "OK , Brittany, once again............1 plus 1 equals two...."
     
  29. Jun 5, 2018 at 9:16 PM
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    AMEN TO THAT BROTHER
     
  30. Jun 5, 2018 at 9:16 PM
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    Lol
     
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