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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 1, 2016 at 7:27 AM
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    ST3VE

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  2. May 1, 2016 at 7:27 AM
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    ST3VE

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    I've always liked the Tundra Fishing Team logo but I could never find it to purchase. The wife picked up a decal/shirt maker. #awesome

     
  3. May 1, 2016 at 8:01 AM
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    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    KAIG, NW of The Frozen Tundra
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    Some suspension tweaks
    Follow up to my own post-
    Yesterday I went in for my last "complimentary" oil change at 20000 miles. I had made the appointment on-line and the only service request I checked was oil and filter.
    All finished up, they come to get me, "We changed the oil and filter, rotated the tires, and did the multi point inspection". wait, what?
    me: "I didn't ask for the tires to be rotated, they are brand new- they have 1000 miles on them."
    them: blank stare... "We need two signatures here and here."
    me: "Thanks for nothing."

    This truck/tire combination is real sensitive to tire pressure changes. I had it set where I like the ride at 37 front and 35 rear. The service report says they set them all at 35psi. Not a huge deal, but just the point of now I have to fiddle with them again and retorque my lugs.

    I hop in the truck and look up, sure as shit, there's the same greasy hand print on the headliner I posted a picture of here two oil changes ago. I stomped back to the service desk and threw my keys and bitched about the f-ing grease. I stormed to the waiting area while the service writer goes out to clean it up. He comes and gets me, apologizing, I said "Whatever, this is twice."
    Get in the truck and drive away, there's overspray from whatever cleaner he used all over the inside of the windshield.

    Obviously it's time to find another place for service..

    < Rant off >
     
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  4. May 1, 2016 at 10:57 AM
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    Virgils12

    Virgils12 New Member

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    Camburg Fox factory 2.5" lift Xd monsters with 295/70/18 nitto terra graplerrs Corsa cat back Weather tech liners Wet okole covers
    image.jpgPicked up this bad boy yesterday to help keep the tundra clean!
     
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  5. May 1, 2016 at 11:25 AM
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    Wynnded

    Wynnded What MPG...

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    Fake manual transmission mod.
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  6. May 1, 2016 at 11:48 AM
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    Relentless

    Relentless Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Just a few, more to come
    SOMEONE BRING ME ONE! lol
     
  7. May 1, 2016 at 11:59 AM
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    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Wtf, that's piss poor service. I don't blame you one bit. I say screw the free oil change, it's worth finding someone you trust or doing it yourself. Good luck bro
     
  8. May 1, 2016 at 12:21 PM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    Some Mods :) See build thread for details
    Very nice. I need one of those
     
  9. May 1, 2016 at 12:23 PM
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    csuviper

    csuviper Moderator Staff Member

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    I really really want to but I calculated it out and it would make it a very expensive bumper for me (gas, rental car, flight, ect)
     
  10. May 1, 2016 at 3:35 PM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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    I would but i dont have the money for it right now :(:(:(
     
  11. May 1, 2016 at 3:40 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  12. May 1, 2016 at 7:15 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Those feels in Az when Tundras go screaming by you and u feel small

     
  13. May 2, 2016 at 1:32 PM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    My buddy Andrew. NEWP NEWP NEWP!!

     
  14. May 2, 2016 at 1:51 PM
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    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Not a snow balls chance in hell I'd do that. :crazy:
     
  15. May 2, 2016 at 1:53 PM
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    csuviper

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    Yea thats nuts. One slip on the brake pedal or miscalculation and bye bye.
     
  16. May 2, 2016 at 2:00 PM
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    LOTSOFTOYS

    LOTSOFTOYS Toyota Whisperer

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    Mile high
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    Which is worse? This is Charlie on the same rock 2 years ago during Rock Therapy. He's nuckin futs

    P1030201.jpg
     
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  17. May 2, 2016 at 2:04 PM
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    Yep, nuts!
     
  18. May 2, 2016 at 10:03 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    At least he's got something to hang onto. Andrew is too crazy for my liking.
     
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  19. May 5, 2016 at 6:38 PM
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    T-Rex266

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  20. May 5, 2016 at 8:40 PM
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    Cutter29 ...

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    That looks familiar
     
  21. May 5, 2016 at 8:43 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    UT near the state capital.
     
  22. May 5, 2016 at 9:09 PM
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    I'm about 25 miles east of there. If you make it up to Park City drop me a PM. 50/50 I head to Moab tomorrow
     
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  23. May 6, 2016 at 7:35 AM
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I fly back home today, but ill be back here in the next few weeks or so..at least once a month. I'm usually in SLC area.
     
  24. May 6, 2016 at 1:36 PM
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    Bob

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  25. May 6, 2016 at 3:08 PM
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    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    I've never seen a Prius with balls before.
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  26. May 6, 2016 at 3:08 PM
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  27. May 6, 2016 at 3:10 PM
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    2011_Limited_tundra

    2011_Limited_tundra BOOM!!!!! That just happened....

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  28. May 7, 2016 at 8:41 AM
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    dandailey

    dandailey King Tundra

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    Bakflip Revolver X2 ,Nestahedition Firestalk antenna, TRD dual exhaust, WeatherTech liners, in channel deflectors, 20% tint front, Tundra bed mat.AFE pro dry s filter,SA XDM 3.8 compact 9mm., Wheel to wheel N-Fab 3 steps.Lamin-X yellow on fogs, Bilstein 6112's top setting, BFG KO2's 275/70-18.Pioneer HU, JL RD amp, Focal speakers everywhere.
    New caps.

     
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  29. May 7, 2016 at 2:25 PM
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    65 mph in a rain storm and I get this A-hole behind me

     
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  30. May 7, 2016 at 4:04 PM
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    The view from my tent this morning
     
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