Tundras live: A Bunch of Idiots And A Bunch of BS- Resume discussion group

Now that song is stuck in my head.

 

You'll be amazed at the number of scorpions and such that are actually running around... especially if there's any construction nearby

 

Revved up like a deuce.

 

Happy 4th everyone. Hoping everyone's bbq's and fireworks shows turn out amazing. Have fun and be safe out there.

 

A bit of hot dog trivia for your 4th of July:

In its lifetime, the average industrial hot dog cooker will spin about 500,000 wieners and collect about 4,000 gallons of wiener juice.













just like your mom.

 

One of the better songs for misheard lyrics.



Wishing everyone a happy 4th!!

(If you do happen to be Blondie, Barbie light, don't get wrapped up up like a douche.)

 

But can you see Russia?

 

Nyet.

 

Murica

Who knows what they make without goglefoo

 

Pine trees??

 

Made in Murica'!

"Using globally sourced materials"

 

Not sure how you make pine trees

Probably those too

Took you guys long enough

They’re owned by Ruger they make gun parts

 

Actually the local inhabitants that live on Alaska's Little Diomede Island can see Russia. Russian Big Diomede Island. Fun fact!

 

Alamosa's fireworks show is pretty much across the street from me at the fairgrounds.

 

Ours happened last Saturday.
This is a minute of it from the view from the back porch.
I've since fixed the hanging light bulb from the dog's sandbox.

https://youtu.be/pebG52vZ0Yk?si=UeEgYD1uNaGt4YzR

 

That's where I was going with that.

His post reminded my of Sarah Palin

 

She was correct. Too many people in the lower 48, took it literally like she was talking about from her backyard in Wasilla. LOL X2. She was Governor at the time. Russia is next door to Alaska. Like, really in the backyard. That's what she was referring to. When I was up there, I watched front line F-22's do intercept flights every day from USAF Elmendorf Anchorage from my office window.

 

This is from a local newspaper columnist. She has very strong opinions that I don't always agree with, but this one I do.

Isn’t it a stroke of luck that the Founding Fathers had the foresight to sign the Declaration of Independence in sunny July instead of icy, miserable January?


Picture it: Instead of picnics, sparklers and grilled hot dogs, we’d be huddled in puffer coats trying to light fireworks with numb fingers.


July gave us lemonade and lightning bugs. Not frostbite.


The Founders might not have been thinking about cookout weather, but boy, did they set us up for the ultimate summer celebration.


There’s something fabulous about declaring freedom in the heat of summer. It just feels right: sunny skies during the day and explosions at night!


Had they waited until January, some knucklehead would've suggested celebrating with turkey soup and soggy mittens. Instead, we get beach days and parades, watermelon and music.


The fireworks light up hot skies and kids chase each other with glow sticks long past bedtime.


Thanks, Founders. We love you!

 

THIS!!!!!