Tundras live: A Bunch of Idiots And A Bunch of BS- Resume discussion group

I'm not a morning person

 

Hate that feeling.

 

@LarryDangerfield Happy Birthday yesterday today!

Also...always take your birthday off. If it's good enough for Jesus it's good enough for you.

 

You know what they say about opinions...

 

My wife does the
"3 months till my birthday"
"2 months till my birthday "
"It's my birthday month"
"It's my birthday week".......

 

You have obviously already dispelled that assumption.

 

For me just hanging out with the family for a couple of days before we start getting in back to school mode and then a road trip in the Tundra to Boise to go see my family. I'm sure we will jam pack the days off full of stuff and will come back to work more tired than when I left, but I like it that way.

 

How old is she?
That's what kids do, lol

 

I'm so fucking done with living in the suburbs.

 

What did the HOA do now?

 

She's a 7 yr old in a 50 yr old body.
She also stocks the cupboards like a 7 yr old would if they lived alone. One whole section is just junk food. She lives on snacks and pizza and sweets. And weighs 100 lbs. She'll probably live to be 110.
I hate those people.

 

I can eat whatever I want whenever I want. My metabolism will get to it eventually.

 

I was really skinny all my life. I packed on about 30 lbs since turning 40. Between metabolism and marrying someone that likes to cook and has no regard for health.
So, basically I'm normal weight now. I used to be one of those people that could anything and never gain a pound. But eating unhealthy all my life has caught up. The 30 lbs I gained is unhealthy weight, even though I finally look normal.
It probably won't catch up to her until she's 90, but I'll be long dead by then.
It's bullshit that they get to do all kinds of dumb shit, we kill ourselves to make them happy and then we drop dead first and they spend our money/life ins/pension on bingo, vacations, whatever the hell they do when we croak.

 

that's crazy

 

No HOAs here, thank God.

Roofers started working on our neighbours' house (on the side closest to the bedrooms in our house, naturally) at 6 this morning despite the bylaw that says no noise before 7 and the wife won't let me call enforcement to complain.

Combine that with the neighbours on one side who make my yard smell like marijuana, the neighbours behind who make my yard smell like cigar smoke and who laugh like hyenas around their fire pit every night and the prick who lives on some other street who parks his giant motorhome in front of my house for days at a time.

 

My wife's long lost twin sister.

 

Wife told me she wants to die first so she doesn't have to be sad and alone so I have to eat healthy and try to exercise when I have the time and energy. Also, if I ate like she does, I'd be 300 lbs.

 

Gotta move out to the country! Kids would love it

 

call in a drone strike

 

Fill water balloons with skunk oil and toss it on the patio and roof of the offending neighbors.

For the RV, take a cap off a tire valve and put some lock tight on a small pebble or BB, drop it in the cap, and screw it back on. The object will hold the valve open and the tire will go flat. The lock tight will keep the pebble/BB from falling out of the cap when the cap is removed. They'll reinflate it and it'll be flat again the next day. This will repeat and they'll try to find leaks in the tire, replace the wheel and tire, etc. Nobody ever thinks to check the valve cap

 

I was a skinny 155 when I met my wife in '96 (was living on a jar of peanut butter between $4.35/hr pay checks). I got to a healthy but not strong 185 and maintained that for a while, then got a desk job with $10/hr pay and ballooned up to 200 and looked awful. Hit the gym really hard 5x a week for 2-3 hrs for a year and got to a lean 185. Since then I have managed to get to 210, but somehow don't have a massive gut.