ToyoMafia - The Drop Thread. Smoke Em if Ya Got Em!

I remember when he was born; seems like yesterday. There I was, cutting the umbilical cord…

 

Only the last 30 minutes or so of Home Alone is any good. The rest is all boring family drama. The last time I watched it I just skipped to the where the robbers break in. Made it a much more enjoyable watch.

 

Try to be nice and see where it gets me.

 

I think the whole thing may be a little bromance; ya know like this...

 

If I didn’t like ya I wouldn’t say anything…

 

But we were going to eat grilled hotdogs tonight and now I’ve got an umbilical cord image in my head. You know that’s what the all beef hot dog is made out of.

 

Better than straight up placenta… Sounds like you at least buy kosher

 

Speaking of, what happened to Mr. & Mrs. Doobie?

 

Happy Birthday to him.

 

Only the best for my family.

 

Summer harvest?

 

Total guess here, but if something happened I’m going with blunt force.

 

NJ legalized weed a few months ago. I ate 1/2 of a gummy bear at a bbq. Fell asleep in a lounge chair and woke up 5hrs later. Haha

 

Lmao. I ate 50mg on accident (dont ask, but it really was unintentional) and then I was on the F’n moon!!
I had to stand in the shower panicking and looking at my watch every 3 minutes and then I had to will myself go to sleep. Needless to say, the wife was NOT happy…. She said I was either a liar or stupid. With tears coming from my eyes I proclaimed that I was indeed stupid.

 

I luv this story.

 

Link...

 

Yeah, well, an acquaintance of mine gave them to me and said it was a CBD thing and would help me sleep and help with shoulder and back pain. I was like yeah, okay cool. Lets see what this CBD thing is all about. (spoiler: it was not CBD)

So I ate one 12.5 gummy, felt nothing, then ate another about 45min later. Nothing. So then right before bed I ate the other two.

Well, when I was laying down I started feeling really really heavy. And then sooner or later I couldnt move and in my mind I was thinking about Dulli from Blow and wondering if something went wrong and if I was stoned. lol
Turns out I was… Then I got up and got in the shower and my wife was asking me wtf? I had to explain everything and “it was supposed to help my back… Such and Such gave them to me..” She reminded me that Such and Such smokes all day and has edibles in between, and that what “helps his back” like an advil is probably enough to send me into orbit.

 

…….my friend told me, the pre rolls suck, just get a fat bud instead

 

They weren't mine. It was red thats all i can remember.

 

That plus the rat noses and other stuff they sweep up off the floor…

 

I think the rat noses are for texture.

 

It's Alaska - their seasons are different.

 

When I used to bartend, this dude used to tip me with a little baggy of marijuana hidden under his drink napkin. My buddies and I had a hell of a time rolling it so I told him and he started tucking 4 rolled joints under the drink napkin for me. Great guy - his nickname was "Elf Man".