Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

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Take a stick and push it off the trail. Or carry a kids sand shovel to flip it into the woods. Last thing I want to do is pick up a plastic bag full of crap

 

Seriously? This is something I haven’t heard of or seen.

 

Very common here. Plenty of signs sayin to carry out all trash. Yet I will probably have 4-5 bags sitting on the roadside tomorrow when I do my AM rounds. And that’s just from the ones that came in after hours to walk their dogs.

 

Yeah I don’t get why anyone would think/do that, super bizarre!
I have a neighbor that I’m almost sure it’s him(never has a bag) that I’m waiting to see it happen, and go out and offer him a bag when he lets his dogs shit wherever they want in my driveway……..get off my lawn!!!

 

Wow... what a D.... no... Shit Bag.

 

We had a neighbor who rented out a room to some chick with a dog. She let the dog shit in our yard. That stopped when I started flinging the shit back into their yard and onto the porch.

 

haha! Same here. Front yard isn't fenced and neighbor's dog would shit in it all the time. I finally picked it up, bagged it, put it on their porch with a note. My dogs don't even use the front yard. Don't let yours use my front yard. Next time it's on your porch it won't be in a bag. No issues since then.

 

we used to have a sweet skate spot, from drainage areas they made right off the road, this one neighbor constantly flung German Shepard poop over the fence and onto our area, my one buddy always had a big broom and a shovel, all of that shit went right back into their yard so we could shred the cement!

 

If you get his address, I'm sure you can get a few people here to donate their dog's and their own personal shit to his doorstep.

 

It’s literally the old fart 3 houses down on the same side of the street. I just need to catch him letting it happen, but he’s always out at 6am sharp……..

 

I’ll chip in on a Nest cam to catch him in the act.

 

phuk that

 

early bird gets the poop.

 

This week I’ve been thinking about one, I don’t want to accept it; partially because the timeline doesn’t match up, but a check might have been stolen from my mailbox. And yes I know, who mails a check, my aunt? It wasn’t my aunt! Then I told my one neighbor and he’s like oh yeah a colorful dressed lady on a bike was in front of your house a few days ago but I’m not exactly sure when. Hahah thanks guy!
Also, I got a random package today…….. it was lightbulbs from the power company? I’m pretty sure they are bugged so only exterior fixtures will get them. I have a feeling the census thing had something to do with the random delivery………

 

That’s about my routine time to take a shit… let me at him!!!

 

Fried is good but we have a local restaurant here that does blackened. Mmm...Mmm... good.

 

Blackened gator is my favorite way to munch gator.

 

We should ask @Fotnot what's the best way to munch.

 

We are probably talking two definitions of munch here. But I don't judge anyone, whatever blows your skirt up is good with me.

Blackened gator is a good munch though.

 

It's all a slit....until you slip in there and find something else.

*for those not sure...if you've never learned
how they see the sex of a gator....Google it

 

I don’t known
But I bet that goat has made a lady or two happy.

 

I know how you determine the sex of rattlesnakes, I assume it’s similar

 

I got my new press delivered today. Took me most of the day to get it set up and ready to go. Can’t wait to see it in action!

 

I’m betting that goat is a female

 

Happens all the fucking time around here. Like they are pretending “they’ll grab it on the way out” and then somehow conveniently forget about that sack of shit when walking back out.

 

I’d fight a cow.