Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

well, except for the one with the scar.

 

Builds character…..
haha I haven’t used that one in ages!!!

 

Pretty much.

I got to run a jackhammer yesterday.
First time in years.
I didn’t miss it.

 

Even nightmares are exciting if you let them play out right.

 

I had a Master Chief that would say that shit to every damn thing.
And I mean everything!

We just started saying it about any random thing to drive it in the ground.
He never got the joke though.

 

Now you know why the Ortho Dr.s look at us like they do when we tell them “what happened”.

 

Decades ago after my oldest son got bit in the face by a neighbor’s dog, an insurance adjuster tracked me down at work to settle. During the short conversation, he said that scars on my sons face were no big deal and would make him look macho. I grabbed a hammer and started for him saying “let me make you look macho”. He got to his car before I got to him.

 

I knew I liked ya

 

So like the benefits of riding on a NY Subway but not having to pay the fare? I gots to go find me a dough sheeter.

 

I keep getting shuffled around from doc to doc. First GP, then chiropractor, then psychologist, then vet....they don't know what to do with me

 

Frenchtoasty has a slightly used one you can borrow

 

I walked over to see my neighbor on his farm and see him cutting notches in the barn door header. Whatcha doing Jack?, says I. “Well, my new mule has really long ears, and when they hit the door he kicks a fit and won’t go in”, says he.
I replied, “why not just dig out a bit, there at the doorway?” He gave me a funny look and said, “ that’s a stupid idea, it’s his Damn ears is too long, not his legs.”
I went home speechless

 

Now that’s determination!

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I do fencing for a non-profit for parents of kids on the spectrum.(Autism)
When doing these I’m volunteering my time, so, often, nobody but me.
Started this new one without a clue of the solid rock on my path.


https://youtu.be/Gl3v9K_h75w

 

Cheers #crew

 

I resemble that statement.

 

I thought you were faster than that.
Good thing you weren’t toting throwing knives.

 

A little bit of me misses the time when I dug holes in rock with a little “DuPont”,
among other things….

 

This joke just reminded me of “Hee Haw”.

 

I’ve read the 3rd gen is longer, might need to chip away more…..

 

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Hell yeah!!

 

Back then, I threw my rigging axe. Fairly accurate too. Never at anyone, but close enough to stop a discussion a couple times

 

Having a grilled cheese....with beef, pork, egg, pickles, onions, and tomato

 

That’s a heck of a job my friend. Very impressive!

 

Maybe... sometimes.
Technology has not come far on some of this stuff.

My HomePod can fill two rooms with hard hitting bass and not vibrate a centimeter.
I need an IHammer.

 

Good stuff!

Ive got my timer set to see how long it takes someone to explain the grilledness or not.

 

Any moment...