Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Um, ok...

this is just kinda outfuckinstanding!

 

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Has @RainMan_PNW not devised a way yet to keep up with the ToyoMafia Swag Bucks?

 

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I've been told I should find friends with common interests.

Do you guys know of anyone on here who likes boobs?

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https://youtu.be/38xUWm6cAhM

 

FACT:

Boobs ARE Patriotic!



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There's one guy trying to keep Toyota Truck Club going by himself but I don't think he's having much success.

 

So, it's become a small ritual for me to jump on Toyomafia in the mornings, to catch up on shenanigans and shite, and get a dose of good humanity before I stumble out in the world for a dose of bad. As I was rolling down the thread smiling at the graffiti laden billboards and shotgun ridden road signs, there was this cryptic (as usual) rumbling about some Karen somewhere, and I realized a few posts later that there must have been a tornado that blew an exit sign down. I backed up a few posts, and there was said exit sign. The road was unpaved, and the woods it led into were dark, but I was in my Tundra, so I went anyway. The brutality of the next twelve miles astounded me. The tornado was still spinning in the woods! The twists, the turns, the food references!... I was horrified, and overjoyed, and tears were streaming down my face. The clicking of the chain under the train full of Tundras as they were pulled upward toward the edge of the cliff, and everyone holding their hands up and screaming in lunatic delight as I plunged down into an abyss. Again, and again. And a dead Karen, pieces strewn from tree to tree in the deep dark offramp lunatic rollercoaster forest of destruction.

I exited the forest, back onto paved roads a new man. Refreshed, armed, and ready for a day full of the worst dregs of humanity.

Thanks, all.

 

Thank you for that. Very fun way for me to check out for the day.

Good night, all. May your Mondays be gentle and loving.

 

Next time your crew wants to get the pitchforks out, maybe you can point them towards the imposter.

 

Last minute addition to my Valhalla plate install. I saw someone else here do it and thought it was a great place.

 

That may have been me... I'm a trendsetter.

 

Looking back it sure was.

 

@War Machine sus

 

Put it on your catalytic converters. They’ll change their mind real quick about stealing from the crew.

 

Need those heat resistant slaps.

 

That's what I was thinking. I test drove my truck yesterday after putting the Desert Eagle plate and holy shit was there a lot of heat coming from under there. Maybe some slaps made out of asbestos tiles.

 

Tom makes them. I ordered some but he left the bolts out so he can eat shit as far as I’m concerned.

 

Will have to see how long it will last with that heat.

Asbestos tiles with a bracket for mounting.

 

I’m sure you signed something that left bolts optional for him to include or not.

 

Cause everyone joined the Mafia over here!

 

we’ve got enough quality writers in this thread to come up with a ToyoMafia screenplay.

 

I think he does it intentionally just to bring you back.

Hey man, you left these bolts off.

Yeah, but while you’re here, checkout these other items I just released.

 

Conan will probably jump up on the stage when we are getting our Oscar. Bastard.

 

Noticed this Taco near my house.
Went by to slip a slap.
Found out it was a nice young lady driving it.
She said she had done everything to the Taco herself.
She had a sticker on the gas tank that read “Taco Sauce Only”.
She was stickered up.

I gave her a Sunset Halo and she said, it was the coolest sticker she had seen.
Then showed me the $2m in patches on her headliner..

She was about to slap it on her truck until I pointed out the 4” long 3/16 diameter spike that was stuck in her sidewall.
No air was leaking though.
It caught one of the knobs of her ridge grapplers perfectly.
She decided to stick the slap later.


Think you’ve got a new customer, Tom.

 

Guys…

I think @Squatting Pigeon got a new house.

 

Always asking the important questions.

 

What's the safe word?