Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I grew up it was Mrs. And Mr. Washington state, or Canada to you.

 

It's tempting... so tempting...

 

Damn dude, just seeing that makes the asshole pucker! Hope your feeling better soon.

 

I was raised to use Mr/Mrs/Miss Last Name. That went along with replying with yes sir, no sir yatta yatta yatta. It was a small town so you couldn’t get away with anything. By the time you hurried home your parents knew what you did and were waiting.

 

I know that shit was hot induction don’t play.

 

He’ll come out for peanut butter. Can’t resist the Jiffy. You got camo on? Maybe he’s spotting you.

 

Hope you feel better dude, was the pan Cast Iron?

 

Multicam rat?

 

Thank you.

It's crazy, but it doesn't hurt. It hurt like hell for a while after it happened and now it's just a big damn annoyance. When people see my bandaged hand and ask what happened, I've started saying "Street fight", "Attacked by a bobcat", etc.

 

Thanks - it was an Anolon Advanced Non-stick. My dumbass grabbed it right at the bottom.

 

Did you just invent a new camo? Man your good. I’d sport that.

 

Okay, all caught up. I was on vacation for a week. Bird drones still active, ribs, pork butt, Mr and Mrs ?, anal lube, burned fingers.

Carry on.....

 

The Jiffy is already in use. No Camo yet, trying the buck naked technique at the moment, I want him to think I'm crazy and totally unpredictable.

 

Solid plan but I’d put some scent killer on then though, just sayin, it’s hot out.

 

Body paint?

 

Or at least a roll in a mud puddle.

 

Those are some good pans. But, no offense intended, I have to agree with your dumass comment. That's also why I don't like induction cook tops. They look too much like counter space.

 

Me too!
Oh wait...nevermind. I didn't see the pics until later

 

Absolutely, went with the Blue and White William Wallace theme. Wife's gonna be pissed when she comes home and finds some of her craft paints depleted.

 

I thought the 1911 was a bit of overkill, but full on naked with body paint seems a bit much for a rodent. Maybe your rats are bigger than mine. Anyway, find that rat bastard and exterminate it.

 

No offense taken. My mind was elsewhere. It had been a shitty day. My special needs bro-in-law lives down the street and had a virtual dr appt. I logged in and the doctor was 1 hour and 45 minutes late. So my phone was just sitting in virtual waiting room for that long. Meanwhile, his internet went out but I couldn't call because my phone was being used. Got home and my dry cabinet arrived via Fedex. i unpacked it and the control panel was flakey so I had to return it. I was thinking about all of that when I came back downstairs, saw the pan, and picked it up.

Completely dumbass move though. If I do it, I own it.

 

Glue trap so you can interrogate that mother F'er before you kill it. He'll talk, don't let him off easy

 

Judging by the size and taste of the droppings, I'm thinking this is just a tiny mouse and not a rat. That being said, he's pretty destructive for his size, so the .45 and paint stays for the time being, and I thank you for the support in this undertaking.

 

Not once but twice i grabbed the handle of a pan after opening the oven. I seared something on the cooktop and put the pan in the oven to finish cooking. Just grabbed it.

 

You sure those are ground-based rodent droppings? Better taste them again, I've heard rumors that the Pige is no longer satisfied with passive surveillance.

 

Bring it!!

 

Thanks for the intell, this might be a bigger problem then I initially thought.... I really need to stop watching the news lately.

 

Careful, @Squatting Pigeon might hire Wuhan mercenaries...

 

Taste