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From off-road lights to unicorn bath toys.. and everything in between. Surprised my Amazon order history algorithm hasn’t broken the internet

That being said, haven’t been on the receiving end of the BBT (big brown truck) special that @1lowlife has mentioned. Not sure I could handle it

 

I'm days behind on this thread, like usual. But @Tripleconpanna you can rest a little easier now, because parts of Faces of Death were not real. Approximately 60% was real. The monkey scene was one of the fake one's. Carry on!

 

Nah, she's still firmly on the grass clippings.

 

Not a question that needs answering

 

so, who else remembers being told that the dinosaurs died out millions of years ago?

 

I miss my bearded dragon, the best pet I ever had.

 

How'd it taste?

 

That's a horny toad for sure. Bearded dragons are quite a bit larger.

 

I've been referred to as one before. Never quite figured out if because of my tongue, my skin, or my eyes.

 

Legend has is they squirt blood from there eyes. I listened to some other questionable shit as a kid……

 

Picture was taken by my son from his yard in payson. I don’t think he ate it

 

Here’s some guidance for you guys

 

Squirt from eyes.
Squirt in eyes.
Poe-tay-toe
Poh-tah-toe

 

Crick/creek

 

The past month has been extremely busy for me with my oldest daughter's coach pitch league. During regular season or rec ball, I specifically told the league I'm not coaching since we had recently had our 5th kid. A few things happened then turned into a coach just a little then practically head coach (head coach got arrested and I took over )
All-star season starts and the head coach (we know each other from previous all star years of our girls playing together) told me he wouldn't ask me cuz he knew I wasn't trying to. Well one practice 3 of the 4 coaches were gone because of their shift work for a practice so I pitched to the team and ran drills with them. The head coach's wife was there and told him he can't pitch anymore and I have to cuz I was better at it.
I enjoy doing it and it's wonderful to watch these girls progress. My wife and I thought we'd have just 1 year to be able to sit back and watch. But obviously that's not in the cards for us.
This has been a pretty cool experience being the pitcher for their team. Nerve wracking at times trying to allow them to hit it and knowing that some of them, you need to pitch practically perfect.
Season ended for us this past weekend.
My daughter asked me to put Mini Fotnot on her helmet. She likes to play 3rd like I did and also hits drives down the 3rd base line like I did. She's grown a lot this year and her attitude about it is impressive. Wonderful moments and memories with her this year and the past years!

 

I've spent the last 40 years doubting humanity, and now you bring me this....

 

I love the "Mini Fotnot" helmet she's wearing!!!

 

Damages don't come from the drivers, damages come from the part-timers in the hub..
They are about to shut my hub down for 18 months, gut the inside, and rebuild it to make it automated.

That will get rid of quite a few of those part-timers...

 

Haha, I just learnt the truth about it a couple years ago. I was very disturb watching it as a kid, too.

 

I thought the it was bullshit for a long time. Then it happened to me. Only that one time though.

 

This 'truth' you learned.......was it a credible source? I imagine you're right, but I know that most of the clips that really stuck with me couldn't have possibly been fake. I've seen a bunch of clips online that are just as bad, but they usually get pulled within a couple hours. I can't even imagine what kind of sick and twisted shit can be found on the dark web. Yikes.

Enough of that. So....Who wants Ice cream??

https://www.tundratown.net/

 

Of course it was a credible source; he found it on the Internet

 

Is that Buffalo Bill?

 

I thought it was Bill Nye the Science Guy

 

I tried to make that a thing but the AI didn't like it

 

Unrelated, i got to feel my son move around this morning. This was the firs time. So far it has been subtle kicks once in a while. today was a solid couple of minutes moving... It was....

Oh, we also booked out next camping trip! Hoping the new swag is here to properly display for that one!

Happy Tuesday folks!

 

The overlords said you shall not pass

 

That’s the best!