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Dryer sheets maybe

 

Looked like a human shit. Not just one, but a couple. And somebody or a few people had stepped through it and maybe ran their cart through it. The worked cleaning it up told me to be careful (I had already saw it) and I asked her if it was what I thought it was. She said "Yes." and I told her I'm so sorry she had to clean that up.

 

For when you show up to the ER to remove the remaining KitKat cones you shoved up your ass.

 

I want my own room, Tim.

 

That was nice of you, but that's how I see you: A caring, culinarily creative, kind person (who loves to cuddle)

..and regarding dumb ass people walking and running their carts through it; I've always said people work a shopping cart like they drive

 

No need, they'd just melt...

 

I would think the cones and the peanuts would be a little irritating but since you're obviously speaking from experience, I'll take your word for it.

 

I bet you that Wal Mart aisle poop had some peanuts in it

 

I didn’t even eat corn

 

I looked kinda soft and it was light brown. Whomever produced it should probably go see a doctor.

 

Probably had a case of giardia; and that would be 'whoever'

 

I said "whomever", Mr. Professor, in case it was multiple poopers. Maybe the first person pooped and triggered the next person to poop. Kind of like yawning or vomiting.

 

Never herd of the poop reflex

 

It's a La Grange, Texas thing. It's a curse laid down upon them by a former Governor for shutting down the Chicken Ranch.

 

Whoever is a subject pronoun and works like the pronouns he, she, and they...

Whomever is an object pronoun and works like the pronouns him, her and them...

You would not have said 'them pooped' even if it was multiple poopers. It would have been 'they pooped'; hence whoever

I can't have you meandering in the PNW spewing illiteracies while we're sharing a room @jewsNbrews

 

Now I'm gonna say "Whomever" for everything just to piss whomever off.

 

As long as you and/or the dog don't start scooting closer to each other when a scene with doggy style comes on
Don't fall for that again

 

I struggle with this. Every time I smell one of my kids shit their pants....I do the same

 

Good point

We don't need to be making our own 'knot' porn

 

I got you boo

 

Up here in Pennsyltuckie we call them you’inz

 

Starting Monday the right way.

 

OG slap.

 

I’m starting Monday the right way too…at least my restart, anyway, by catching up on the forums. Video conference and phone calls to the chief are done. Now we wait to see what wheels fall off what wagons.

 

Is this why women always go to the bathroom together?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E&t=11s