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Please provide your recipe for this!

 

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Turning 50!

 

I’m a simple man. I put my pants on one leg at a time. Except after my pants are on every New Year’s Eve, I make sweet, baby deer queso.

1. Brown 2 lb of sweet, dead, ground Bambi in a cast iron skillet.
2. Add
• 1 10-oz can of Cream of Mushroom Soup,
• 1 10-oz can of Rotel (your choice for heat level, hatch version, etc), and
• 1 16-oz block of weirdly dense, sponge-like Velveeta cheese.
3. Simmer and stir often until all melted together.

Pro tip: When I use beef, I drain it and then put the drained ground beef back into the skillet before adding the other ingredients. Sweet, tender, helpless, literally doe-eyed baby Bambi is too lean to need draining.

Pro tip #2: Control for thicker queso by draining some of the water from your can of Rotel before adding.

Pro tip #3: (if no children or child-like palates present) Add fresh, diced jalapeños at step 1.

 

Bambi - the veal of the wild.

 

To you, my friend. Happy New Year!

 

That's a nice layered shot!!

 

Ohh...that looks tasty. I don't have any Grand Marnier though.

I might have to do a mudslide instead.

Or maybe a duck fart.

 

Thanks, I'm a little out of practice.

I made it for my wife. B-52 - Equal parts Kahlua, Baileys, and Grand Marnier. You can do it as a shot or mix it all together over ice. One of my favorite drinks back when I drank.

 

Yep - poured many of those at college parties in the day.
B-52s
Grasshoppers
Mudslides
Slippery Nipples
Duck Farts
Blow Jobs
Screaming Orgasms

If it had Baileys in it, it was a panty dropper.

 

There was one called "Afterbirth". It was a shot of Baileys with some flavor of schnapps poured in it. Fucking nasty. On second thought, it may have been called something else and/or may have also had drop of grenadine in it.

 

2023

 

Happy New Year Cru!!

 

Happy New Year!!! But, I have a few more hours to go here!!!

 

Happy New Year Crew!

 

I love how in the movie Road House, dude drives a Bigfoot monster truck like it’s a legit daily driver.

 

Sure you weren't more impressed by dude's curly locks, partially unbuttoned shirt, or the super tight necklace he was wearing????

 

Hey, I was awake at midnight…..my kids woke me up screaming happy new year from the living room

 

1/1/23. Sunrise. No place I'd rather be. Happy New Year crew.

 

Beautiful pic. Happy new year!

 

We appreciate your business Mr Rixxx.....

 

Um, always.

 

Good morning.

I'd like to take this opporunity to preemptively tell 2023 to fuck off.

With that out of the way let's all make this year better than last year. Shouldn't be hard to do. Get out there and crush it crue!

 

Some of us get them even smoother.

 

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m about to tear this ham up.