Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

I had to go back and watch.
He’s got rhythm.

 

I used to try to catch a cold when I was younger just so I could have whiskey and honey.

 

I heard today that The Rolling Stones will no longer be playing Brown Sugar

 

Long day.
I’m tryin to ketchup.

 

That stripper glitter is a bitch.

 

Yep, whenever I have a cold my wife makes me a hot toddy with chamomile tea, whiskey, and honey. Works wonders.

 

Mrs. Bandito forces me to watch Survivor. Jeff (the host) will no longer say "Cmon in Guys!" because it's offensive. Also there's a dude that's married to a woman who identifies as a man and is pregnant with his child...

I miss the world I grew up in.

 

So jealous.

 

I’m just trying to mustard the energy to go to bed

 

Tastes like pigeon.

 

dammit.
I gotta get going.
I’m behind.

 

“I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then….

 

For dinner?

 

SO glad I wired my own house…

 

Isn't it about time that they stopped playing period?

 

I'm going with Seger on this one.

 

Yes. But at least you have jokes now.

 

Took me all day to get out of a jam.

 

I served him at a bar up in Northern Michigan in the 90's. Drambuie on the Rocks with a twist.

 

Now I can’t NOT look at the cat dancing.

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And critiquing his moves.

 

I just spit out my drink!
LMFAO

 

Did you finally decide on a beer?

 

So, I’m gonna call it, you’re the official ToyoMafia bar tender.

 

He probably would have looked better with Toby Keith. But if there's a choice, and Seger one of those choices, it's alway Seger.

 

That's what Mrs. Bandito said. The damn episode was 3 or 4 weeks ago and she's still trying to figure it out.