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To Jason War Machine!

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Pinay, Apr 24, 2019.

  1. Apr 24, 2019 at 8:06 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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  2. Apr 24, 2019 at 8:13 PM
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Umm... welcome from member number 156. I don't have the post count title but I did win the photo challenge, twice I think, and came in second on the most unique mod thing. But because of @War Machine and @driverdog I do now spend money of detailing products.
    Welcome to the forum Jason.
     
  3. Apr 24, 2019 at 8:16 PM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    I think most of us have spent a small fortune thanks to Jason, but like many other contributing members, our Tundras are better for it!
     
  4. Apr 24, 2019 at 8:39 PM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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  5. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:01 PM
    #65
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    :facepalm:
     
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  6. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:04 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  7. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:05 PM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    He's awake. Great.
     
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  8. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:10 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  9. Apr 24, 2019 at 10:30 PM
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    Tundrablue

    Tundrablue Winner, winner, chicken dinner

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    Welcome from Ohio Jason @War Machine !
    Let’s see some pics of your truck! Get ready to spend money on mods. Especially detailing products!
     
  10. Apr 25, 2019 at 4:45 AM
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    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Thanks for not having a white tundra @War Machine Jason!
     
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  11. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:01 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Thanks for the welcome! Here’s my truck!

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    Mods I have planned:

    1)Take off the whole grill, pull headlights out and put led lamps in the headlights.
    2) Decide I don’t like them, and order Spyder headlights.
    3) Order TRD Pro grill.
    4) Have Pro Grill delivered the day before Hurricane Harvey hits.
    5) Have Spyder headlights get lost in shipping due to Hurricane Harvey
    6) Remove old grill and install TRD Pro Grill at pretty much the precise moment Hurricane Harvey is hitting Houston, get soaking wet while wife looks at me like I’m an idiot.
    7) Re-order Spyder headlights, remove grill again to install them only to realize the LED lamps I had don’t fit them. Runs get some halogen lamps and install.
    8) Order correct LED lamps, remove grill and headlights again, reinstall.
    9) Order shitty LED tail lights. Install, start return, order another set.
    10) Remove and return shitty tail lights, install better ones.
    11) Realize the reverse lamps in new tail lights are halogen.
    12) Get led reverse lamps, remove tail lights and reinstall.
    13) Install led interior lights. Actually works the first time.
    14) Realize a black truck has to be washed A LOT.
    15) Learn some things from some guys on a forum. Commence to spend a shit load of money on detailing supplies.
    15) Get window tint.
    16) Have a guy rear end me in a parking lot when truck is six months old.
    17) Take $700.00 check he gives me and have bumper caps powder coated.
    18) Have Best Buy install new stereo system. Have them blow out my reverse camera and wait a month for replacement.
    19) Having learned a good bit about detailing, commence to convincing other members of forum to spend a shitload on detailing supplies.
    20) Spend almost a year unhappy with the sound from new system. Finally take a look at the amp to find out it isn’t plugged in.
    21) Plug in amp.
    22) Install rock lights. Get tired and do a shitty job of running the wires.
    23) Make plan to re-run wires later.
    24) Never re-run wires.
    25) Add Bakflip cover.
    26) Order ijdmtoy fog lights. Never install, leave in garage forever.
    27) Buy mini light bars to add to reverse lighting.
    28) Never actually do it. Leave them on shelf in garage.
    29) Send greatest Secret Santa gifts of all time.
    30) Get stiffed by my Secret Santa.
    31) Have a few cool members step up and make up for shitty Secret Santa.
    32) Have a professional detailer do a shitty job of paint correction and ceramic coating.
    33) Start a week long campaign of tagging a member on forum while he’s on a cruise.
    34) Photoshop said member’s face on a bunch of pictures all week, culminating in an awesome music video.
    35) Decide I no longer like the Spyder headlights. Order TRD Pro Headlights and fogs.
    36) Remove grill and headlights, install TRD Pro Headlights and Fogs. Reinstall grill.
    37) Bitch on a chat about a member never welcoming me.
    38) Get my very own thread dedicated to me.

    I think that pretty much covers it. Hopefully I can get all of this done. I look forward to getting to know you guys!
     
  12. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:06 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Done.

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  13. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:10 AM
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: Good luck on all the mods:spending:
     
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  14. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:20 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    Wow! It only took you five minutes to do all that! Congrats! She looks great!
     
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  15. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:26 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    I personally think we can keep this thread going to infinity and beyond!
     
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  16. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:42 AM
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    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Well, somebody's got a crush on somebody here.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:47 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    :eek: That’s a negative Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.

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  18. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:54 AM
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    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
     
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  19. Apr 25, 2019 at 5:58 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: No married men! They tend to never be available and it's just a no-no!

    Although I would take any ring of friendship, but only if it's 8 carats or more! :)
     
  20. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:14 AM
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    Trooper2

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  21. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:19 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I had no idea you felt that way about me.

    https://youtu.be/g8FRnOgSo2E
     
  22. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:19 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    TRD Pro suspension, +2 Coachbuilder shackles, 2015 TRD Pro headlights, 20% ceramic tinted windows, clear ceramic tinted front windshield, aFe drop in pro s dry air filter, TRD airflow accelerator, TRD oil fill cap, TRD 18 psi radiator cap, BDX Bullydog tuner, Weathertech floor mats front and rear, rear seat fold down mod, DNA hard trifold tonneau cover, Linex with uv protection, TRD rear swaybar, TRD center caps, TRD Pro grille insert with color matching surround and bulge, TRD PRO headlights, aluminum oil filter canister, Real truck tailgate seal, Pop-n-lock tailgate lock actuator, rear diff breather relocate, RCI front skid plate. 275/70 R18 BFG KO2s
    To quote some great philosophers, the Beastie Boys.

    “If this is going to be that kinda party.... I’m gonna put my dick in the mashed potatoes!”
     
  23. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:20 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    :eek:
     
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  24. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Hell no. Nosireebobski. This is my thread. Get your own Asian. There’s tons of them.
     
  25. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    I’m in.
     
  26. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    Oh, you know you are my special friend, Jason!!!

     
  27. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:22 AM
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    Pinay

    Pinay [OP] New Member

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    :eek2:

    :facepalm:
     
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  28. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:23 AM
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    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Don't worry. Just leaves a hole for the gravy (hole exaggerated for demonstrative purposes)

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  29. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:24 AM
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    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!
     
  30. Apr 25, 2019 at 6:24 AM
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    15whtrd

    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    Exactly!
     

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